@truelovelyrose: Decided to Vacuum the floor directly beside the bed 🥰🌹 #humor #relationshiptips #funnyposts #fitcheck #OOTD

Becca :

I didn't get no sleep bc of yall, yall not gonna get no sleep bc of me..

monicavilla2323 :

Earthquake

Le_venom_ :

I once smacked my husband, chugged a Red Bull in front of him and told him to drop them pants. Just to throw shorts at him and said we got errands to do

🌘🦈 ⦻ Aisling ⦻ 🦈🌘 :

Frantically shaking then and screaming that you’re three hours late for an event that’s soon and that you know is important to them and having them scramble half asleep in a panic thinking they got the dates mixed up

WTHA :

Taking her kidney out and selling it to buy her 2 mc chickens

spokesman for GOD :

a sledge hammer?😂

whatdaqho :

say, "you're just like your mother/father"

Jess :

Single drop of water to the ear canal for side sleepers feels like being instantly submerged (ask me how it know)

Wartortle.87 :

start watching star wars at max volume

archertwolf :

With a severed horse head in the sheets like that one mafia movie.

Walk With Keyz :

Not waking them up at all 😁

phantomcrest500 :

scream as if you're waking from a nightmare then act like nothing happened. 😂

OSLONG :

Loud music 😳

Don’t Blink :

Fireworks…. Best way to start the day!

eddyednah1 :

Opening a bottle of alcohol

Ronnie Jay :

WWE SMACKDOWN

babykatys3 :

by putting our sick baby in bed with us 😭

Melissa Clauges :

ice cold water

BLACK DEITY✨👑 :

A kick on the butt🤣🤣

im_legit_sawnoob_trust :

lelmechangeitm :

Get the ac to blow Luke warm air and make some hot coco and switch it out for a drink in fridge

Monica moo :

whoop 👏👏☺️☺️☺️