@itsnotsatire: 🚨 BREAKING ABSURDITY — BULLETIN 29 It’s time for Breaking Absurdity — everything you didn’t know you needed to know today, but wish you hadn’t. In Episode 29: • 💨 TRUMP’S HAIR DECLARES INDEPENDENCE — Strong winds attack Donald Trump’s hair as he walks toward Air Force One. Once again, nature proves to be one of the few forces capable of defeating the Trump administration. • 🏄 TRUMP HAS QUESTIONS FOR A LIFEGUARD — 16-year-old California lifeguard Ryder Williams became a national hero after rescuing a young boy from dangerous surf. Trump invited him to the White House — and seemed particularly fascinated by his “surf life.” • 💬 NATALIE HARP ENTERS THE GROUP CHAT — Senator Jon Ossoff questions Trump about Natalie Harp’s unusually close relationship with the president and her access during sensitive travel. Trump responds with perhaps the most sophisticated political rebuttal imaginable: “Pee-wee Herman.” • 🤡 PEE-WEE HERMAN VS. JON OSSOFF — Trump and his allies go after Ossoff over his comments about Harp. We investigate the obvious question: who exactly is the zany, childlike one here? • 🕵️ MELANIA WATCH: DAY 30 — Melania Trump has now gone roughly 30 days without a widely reported public appearance. Meanwhile, Natalie Harp continues showing up alongside Trump. The Where’s Melania? Clock continues. And then there’s… 👀 whatever the hell this is. Watch until the end to see why the internet has questions. If you enjoyed this episode, follow, subscribe, and share it with someone who needs to know that apparently this is what we’re doing now. 🎬 More stories inside the full episode. 🔗 Full episode: link in Stories / Highlights 🎧 Podcast edition also linked there. #BreakingAbsurdity #DonaldTrump #TrumpNews #TrumpAdministration #JonOssoff

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