@d.s.vines: Smooth as a dolphin

krokaw :

not the nair

Cori Diaz :

I love the way he says “Nair not lotion” 😅

Lizzy C :

ThAt NoT LoTiOn….

fne.mango :

welcome to the salty splatoon how tough are you? i took a whole container of melatonin gummies… and im still awake 😂

DevotedCub :

Sh0eBe4nz :

I chew Jolly ranchers and Blow Pops. apparently I'm welcome in the Salty spitoon.

Chayee Xiong :

Person 1: Welcome to the Salty Spitoon how tough are you? Person 2: I beat my wife. Person 1: YOU DID WHAT?!? Person 2: In a argument. Person 1: Ohh, a little bit better. but this way sir.

Vanessa :

my favorite part is always the voice crack 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

Overseer3590 :

I took money from an old man. It was Mr Krabs

Ghost :

I won a fight and walked away without a scratch … against 2009 Randy Orton

Troll :

whats that

Dinkleberg :

DaT nOt LoTiOn....

Crancher Bliffton🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈 :

bouncer "welcome to the Salty Spitoon" how tough are you?" me: "I popped a bubble-" bouncer: "that's not toug-" me: "it was a Titan's "Ward of Dawn" bubble." bouncer: 😳 "go right in, first door on the left."

Kyle Lake :

"You know the saying 'bite the bullet?'" "Well you obviously haven't since you're right-" "I ate a box for breakfast." "Oh my God, you did bite the-" "It was .22 Long Rifle." "How did you- But that's- ... Right this way sir."

Glacie Frostwell🏳️‍⚧️🆘️🇺🇲 :

Once got my shoelaces tangled in my bike pedals when I was 13, accidentally ripped through a red light during rush hour traffic in Phoenix AZ near 7th Ave and Bethany Home Rd while trying to untangle it. Expertly dodged every vehicle while tipped over at 49 degrees to the left and got it untangled. Then talked my way out of a night in juvie when the cop who saw the whole debacle pulled me over.

Glitch :

“I ate an entire bag of gummy bears...” “…they were SUGAR FREE”

Hugo Burns :

What’s nair?

El Guero Pendejo :

Welcome to the Salty Spitoon, how tough are you? I put my shoes on every morning, by myself… they’re horseshoes.

Gear Heart :

I ran 10 miles to get here bear footed. On Legos.

derped_offender :

I got struck by a flying ice cream truck AND LIVED!

Dinkleberg :