@borntostandout.official: A growing number of humans are reportedly becoming unable to function without BORNTOSTANDOUT® fragrances. Researchers have provisionally classified these individuals as Homo olfactus, a newly observed evolutionary branch characterized by an unusually high dependence on fragrance and an instinctive need to smell good at all times. Long-term exposure appears to have produced several anatomical changes. Brain scans reveal that repeated fragrance use may gradually reshape neural structures around the form of a BORNTOSTANDOUT® bottle, while primitive survival tools have largely been replaced by perfume. Symptoms include carrying fragrance everywhere, applying it without reasonable cause, and experiencing mild distress when leaving the house unscented. The condition appears to be irreversible.