@brittypaige_spam:

Jessi James :

Saved to send to my beat friend

🎀🫧🫟🇨🇭🅶🅸🅲🅲🅺🅰🫟🫧🎀 :

me 😁

σμουτσ :

i would repost this, but i dont have a husband

SSV :

If you live with a bird you know the burger is accurate

Genna ⚞^. .^⚟ :

More of a pelican. Nothing will stop me from eating it

TheNorwegianPerson :

I'm not allowed to get a bite of his cheeseburger... I might have tried to take half in one bite a couple of times (actually every time)

giulivafilomena :

Dinosaurs were also birds…

Reku🐰🤍 :

no but fr i eat such big portions, idk where i all goes lol

Rach ❤️ :

I’m not his wife. Not even his girlfriend anymore.. but yesterday I made a charcuterie board, pierogi covered in bacon and butter and steak and veg for dinner then a big breaky this morning 😂

Snježana :

My hubby pretty much married the same bird🦅

Nat :

Where are the people that turn these into stickers? I need this

Dawn-Marie :

Damn. Actual footage of me stuffing my face with a burger right now. 😳😂

Andrea 🇨🇦 :

my mum used to call me baby bird. I thought it was a pet name. but then I thought about baby birds in nests 😳

lillemy :

Rihards :

CanDrWatson :

Never got this phrase. I grew up near the coast, this is how all birds eat. When younger I just assumed it meant she ate your food not her own, cause even this fat kid couldn't protect my fries from a flock of seagulls.

Yammy Walter 🇨🇦 :

I always thought that this statement is stupid, ‘’eat like a bird’’, Birds eat 2 to 3 times their own body weight…

✨️𝔖𝔨𝔶✨️ :

I remember reading when I was a kid that sparrows eat approx 80% of their bodyweight in food per day

笨拙如熊猫，害羞如雪豹♋🐼🪷🐒🐆 :

I saw once a Video where a bird stole a whole Pizza 😂