@alairethomas: Am I freaking out about a glass of water? Maybe... #fyp #couplecomedy #comedy #relationshipgoals

kmkf :

Is she an eldest daughter by chance? Lol

durables kitchen :

I really want a girlfriend so bad

Val :

Our standards from men are so low

Marja :

Why am I straight

Stephanie Michelle :

If being gay was a choice, I’d be gay 😂

Serafina Maldita 🥀 :

Don’t get me wrong women can and are toxic like men. However they have still treated me better than when I dated men.

𝕂𝕦𝕣𝕠 :

I wouldn't accept it from a man for safety reasons.

Dani Tea 🫖 :

When anyone shows me basic human decency 🫠

kikiq125 :

I think she is stil crying

chett brunstein :

lesbianism heals

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yassssss my favrite lesbians :)

Yulia ////// :

Another hard day of being straight

Erin Ashley :

I’m heterosexual against my will 🥺

sneakysausage111 :

This is my sign from the universe. I, too, am thirsty. I NEED to date women.

Delicias de Jess :

embarrased for being straight

antgralea :

I'm 43 and still hoping my being straight is just a phase. right? RIGHT?!

boooooty :

Maral :

aaaawwwoo she's so cuteee

Whit | Tacoma, WA Real Estate :

I’m so ANGRY that I’m straight. I really wish I had a choice. The universe got it wrong. 😑 how do I file a complaint

Mary Mercer Realtor :

Every night I go to sleep I hope that I wake up gay 🤷‍♀️👏🏼

ItsMarti :

My straight ass rn

🤍 Louz ᡣ𐭩 🦥 :

I'd never accept a drink from a man anyway

Tisifone :

my husband has started randomly bringing me water and cups of tea in the afternoon so I don't drink too much coffee. it's amazing, no idea where he got the idea but best level up!

Summer Echo :

I literally remember my first girlfriend getting me a glass of water !! Haha I had the same reaction (it had frozen fruit 🥹)

The world according to Marlo :

The bar is so fucking low