@marcojamesh: “It’s as simple as ABC…TTCATETHR. Always be constantly touching the customer and tell everyone they have rosacea ❤️ “ #rogersmith #americandad #sethmacfarlane

ッ olive ッ :

"he's gone mad with rosacea!!" gets me everytime

Bornso :

"It's as simple as ABC... TTCATETHR: Always Be Constantly Touching the Customer, and tell everyone they have rosacea."

Gia :

“Tell them how you killed our baby Amanda 🤨” gets me everytime 😭

JasmineMeadows :

That whole episode where he just keeps lying to Francine 💀 “Francine I haven’t been entirely truthful with you”

Luiiiii :

“He calls me his little chihuahua…when I was a kid my dad used to beat the shit outta me” 😭😭

Amy Lee :

My fav is when he’s smoking a cig and he inhales and says “your mother.”

eetedsoap :

Mine is when he keeps giving money to Jeff and then immediately robs him afterward 😭😭

Usagi Nanami :

im Jeanie Gold, Wedding Panner extraordinaire! *orange falls out* And a survivor

fence :

when he scapled that lady for not complimenting his order 😭

Bea 🐝 :

“The system works! Im gonna keep swinging my baby lasso til i catch me a man” is top 5 for me

The Hopeless Artist 🪽 :

“Oh don’t everybody help at once.” Is a personal fav

Gam3rfl3sh (ribbon/Noah) :

When Francine throws him off the cliff and he yells “I GOT THE KEYS YOU STUPID BIIIiiiiiittcchhh

KieOsha Avery-Winchester :

My fav is when he’s crying in the attic looking for attention. Nobody comes so he gets a megaphone and starts crying towards the stairs loud af🤣

Esme :

My absolute favorite is when Stan calls him a nobody and he gasps and is like “A NOBODY?” And then he farts and goes “WHO FARTED? NOBODY” and runs away crying 😭😭

minorproblem253 :

Of course im crying! He hit me with a chair!

sophiawashington92 :

“Baby you treat me so righhh” is my favorite

simonehenryutecht :

saraii_y2k :

“Tell them how you killed our baby baby Amanda” “Jordan NO!”

Strawberry :

“Get back in your house, get back in your DAMN house” 😂😂😂

miahjuana :

“Get out”

ItsJust_Jasmine :

The episode where Roger has Steve convinced he’s a wizard but he’s really just at the dope house “LÁVATE LAS MANOS!!!!” 😭😂😂😂

hawke :

me except it’s when roger finds out the company didn’t send a company car but he hired an uber when drunk and it was uber black 😭 “oh my god. oh my god, i’m ruined.”

Emanuel :

This one sends me

McKennawenna :

my favorite is the Halloween episode with serial killers and one calls Roger a fat Gray pear