Paul Conway
Region: US
Wednesday 19 August 2026 19:41:44 GMT
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Alex 🏔️🌊🌲🌎 :
If it's a drink they spilled I like saying "5 second rule"
2026-08-19 20:55:08
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ThaDevilsJester :
“Yep, gravity still works. Good test, team.”
2026-08-19 20:07:38
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Jared Throneberry - Speaker :
I don't know how to plant these in my brain to use
2026-08-19 22:47:18
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AnotherDamnDave :
"Careful, there's some gravity there" was my favorite 😝
2026-08-19 20:32:38
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N3rd1cus :
im a fan of "And stay down."
2026-08-20 11:15:57
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dont mind me. just watching :
“This is why I don’t work in NICU”
2026-08-21 23:57:33
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GrayG :
“that doesn’t go there” is a personal favorite
2026-08-20 05:17:06
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BuffaloBeatbox :
I usually say, "It's trying to get away/escape!"
2026-08-19 20:05:16
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teacupmothman :
"you sure the recipe says to do that?" fucking killed me
2026-08-21 01:15:06
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єℓιѕιє🌺 :
"No thanks I'm a vegetarian" when someone hands you a child to hold
2026-08-25 10:33:45
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karaoke_catt :
Whenever you’re leaving a room say “I’m really gonna miss this place” like you’re in the last episode of a sitcom. It gets better with time, my brother and I do it to each other
2026-08-20 00:32:26
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Supreme Bread Slice :
one of my favorite bits is "yeah it tends to do that" when something definitely doesnt tend to do that. EX. "woah that fly flew straight into my eye." "yeah they tend to do that"
2026-08-19 20:28:07
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MMGorman (Ran) :
My favorite here is "It's ok, nobody saw." Also works if someone trips or stumbles, or breaks something.
2026-08-20 00:24:19
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Liomo :
My favourite onne is when they drop a plate or a glass and it shatters, you just say: "I'll wash that one"
2026-08-20 01:08:34
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ellipsism (finn) 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ :
"you gonna drink that?" especially if its a solid object
2026-08-20 06:47:46
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Faisal :
Answering, “oh absolutely.” To any question. Especially if it doesn’t call for it. “Where do you wanna go for dinner?” “Oh absolutely.”
2026-08-21 02:40:29
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Nate 🩷 🤍 🧡 :
I'm a librarian. dropped my stack of books right in front of a patron, who helped me pick them up. as we were both on the ground, she said "now that we've met down here, could you tell me where the cooking section is?"
2026-08-20 03:07:30
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🎃 Toby, CrunchyMilkk 💖🙃 :
"you missed me.."
2026-10-18 07:05:35
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August, stinky, 33 :
Oh boy have I got one for you: "That's doesnt go there" is mean and funny at the same damn time
2026-08-20 06:04:36
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Noah F :
My favorite bit is when someone stutters saying “easy for you to say”
2026-09-01 22:36:30
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grampa :
when people are looking for something (phone, wallet, etc) i say “oh i threw that away..did you need it?”
2026-08-20 05:07:00
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Claire Rickis :
I like to say “careful, those fall”
2026-08-20 04:25:52
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Dragonpuppylover :
I like "how'd that get there?"
2026-08-20 05:18:50
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Nemiyu :
Anytime you or someone messes up say “Editor, cut that out”
2026-09-06 18:51:58
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Alisha :
“Oh we don’t do that here” is gold
2026-08-20 05:37:09
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