5ohxena
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NACH0ZZ :
That’s what the family pet Giritina is for
2026-08-20 13:56:31
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Broly (Z) :
"I wish Pokémon were real" mfs watching the family yamper get snapped in two by a wild bewear that got into the backyard
2026-08-20 23:33:43
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🔌 :
"I wish pokemon were real" mfs when they go to pet their gible and shave off all the skin on their hand
2026-08-20 21:20:01
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Sunny "Omori" Suzuki l :
"i wish i was a drifloon so could steal children" - omocat, 2012
2026-08-21 01:50:13
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Yakko :
watching a hatterene wiping out an entire forest and mangling people because it got annoyed
2026-08-21 02:13:44
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💜🩷💙squiggles💛🤍💜🖤 :
“I wish Pokemon were real” mfs when an enraged hive a Beedrill spot them (Beedrill is over 3 feet tall)
2026-08-20 14:44:43
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jasontoddsrteye :
“I wish pokemon were real” mfs watching every government in the world enslave or exterminate every pokemon in existence and eventually bring about our own extinction by trying to conquer the worldbuilding legendaries
2026-08-20 18:17:33
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ShockwaveisLOGICAL :
Is that what actually happens I’m not too educated in the pokemon lore
2026-08-20 17:57:29
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patback #Yackersupremacy :
it's actually been stated that that was just simply folklore in reality drifloon are not powerful enough to actually lift a child into the air usually they just get dragged along.
2026-08-20 16:45:49
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🌌Glory🌌 :
but then ur 5 year old sibling genuinely turns into a yveltal and rocks the shit out of the drifloon cuz it was ditto the entire fucking time and no one ever noticed
2026-08-20 19:32:03
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Tony’s Gryphon Tenders :
“I wish Pokemon were real” mfs when they get lured into a frozen cave and turned into a trophy by a froslass
2026-08-20 18:56:33
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stylus :
“I wish Pokémon were real” mfs after suddenly gaining 300 pounds because a goodra hugged them and now they are a goodra
2026-08-20 17:39:29
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彼らはシャドマンだった :
Just wait till my pet regigigas gets to him in 5 turns he'll be sorry.
2026-08-20 17:20:04
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🌎🌱 Soleil 🐠🧼 :
“i wish pokemon were real” mfs when they try to get a lopunny only to become a vegetable after it kicks them in the head
2026-08-20 21:24:28
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the_z47 :
“I want Pokémon to be real” mfs when a wild Macargo burns down an entire neighborhood by traveling through it
2026-08-20 19:42:07
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Kashimolover158 :
Small price to pay for happiness
2026-08-20 20:59:12
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🩸🫀FINN/POSSUM🫀🩸 :
" Sir, Latias has hit the 2nd tower "
2026-08-20 20:49:45
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