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As a teacher who has to work the parent pick up line. PLEASE LET US! All I ever want to do is chunk them in the car. 😩 I want a system like the bank teller tubes. Just load them in the tube and fling them into the car window.
2026-08-20 16:17:12
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Zach Stevenson :
It’s chuck not Chung 🤣
2026-09-23 02:05:01
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valamant :
People are too picky about WHICH kid they get back. You get who you get, and you don’t throw a fit.
2026-08-22 03:39:58
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kasiolson01 :
We had to pick up our niece (she knew we were picking her up). In line for an hour, finally get to the front, and she looks at her teacher and says “I don’t know who that is.”🫠
2026-08-20 11:09:32
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AllyyMiliani :
Life hack. Tell the school your kid is a walker. Teach them to walk a block away, where you pick them up. Sincerely, a teacher who’s had crosswalk duty for 10 years
2026-08-20 22:58:05
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ambiinii :
My mom made me walk half a block away so she didn’t have to deal with the crowd. This was like 18 years ago tho. I assume kids are still allowed to walk, right? Have them walk a block away and pick them up
2026-09-21 14:51:19
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Pandora :
my kids school has a number system. every parent has a #tag on their car and there is a teacher with a tablet puting the # in a IPad and the teachers in the Gym line the kids up in that order. It goes SOOO FAST
2026-08-20 17:25:06
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Sarah Kathleen Cooks :
Went once, signed mine up as a walker and park across the street at the park 😏
2026-08-20 13:04:28
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rayaspeytia :
I teach at a high school. The line doesn’t get any easier or faster or shorter when they’re teenagers. Sorry 😂
2026-08-20 04:01:20
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misoophatt :
Chic fila needs to help out the drive thru pickup line. It’ll be perfect in a week
2026-08-20 15:11:55
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Holly [SLC hairstylist] :
hear me out: a zip line from classroom to car
2026-08-20 18:17:08
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loopyloops :
is love that the search says "is Tatum my dude maga" lmao!
2026-09-06 00:54:08
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Tosha :
Me chuckin my kids OUT the car in the morning. “Got your shit? GET OUT BYE LOVE YOU!” 😂
2026-08-20 14:08:10
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Liz Ramos :
The parents that get out of their flippen car to walk to the gate and grab their kids… PARK YOUR CAR! Why tf are you on a drive up line if you’re getting out!!
2026-08-20 03:51:40
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1yrahcaZ :
Park around the block and walk up. skip the line
2026-08-20 21:49:00
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Organic_Bubble :
Meanwhile, dropping them off in the morning: "TUCK AND ROLL!!! AIM FOR THE GRASS!!!" I don't even slow down. 😁
2026-08-31 16:23:30
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🖤 Billee Jo 🧚♀️ :
girl!!! my kid is the last kid to get picked up every time!!! 🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️I aint sitting in that car line. I be rolling up at the very last minute. 🤣🤣
2026-08-20 23:01:24
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👍 :
Ma’am, as teacher, I would love nothing more than to do that but we have some parents that are gentle and do things like post on Facebook about how their child’s shoes didn’t get tied all day. The child is in 2nd damn grade!!!!!
2026-08-21 03:22:27
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Jessica Valle :
Pro tip: show up 20 minutes late when the line has already gone down. Just jump right in at the end then In-N-Out done
2026-08-20 14:54:01
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Formerly 400 :
As a teacher who used to have to do car line in 100 degree weather we hate it too. The beginning of the year is always chaotic but it’s gets smoother by week 2-3 in my experience. But mostly boils down to parents not paying attention when you tell them to pull all the way up. Or flat out refusing to follow directions
2026-08-21 02:58:48
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Ēłījāħ :
Looking in the back after you get home to see the wrong kid staring back at you
2026-08-20 04:07:17
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Catharv123 :
I miss the good days. We were just Released into the wild to find our way home
2026-08-20 23:04:46
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Polar Bare :
What the hell happened to making kids take the bus?!
2026-08-20 22:52:04
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Chuck Norris :
Put your kid on a bus 😂😂😂💯💪🙏
2026-08-21 01:58:55
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Yesi 🦋 :
Atleast you get it. 😂😭
2026-08-20 23:40:17
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