@quasarchaos: Go back to whence you came if you don’t like the things sold here. Also everything mentioned in this is a fruit, Wikipedia told me so. (Also berries are fruit, that’s the joke) #ao3 #wattpad #fandom

竄 ⁷ :

I already reported all the fics i didnt like sooo

Kris :

You missed the perfect opportunity for a lemon joke 😭

ex-ought :

I think the worst line I've seen is "but when I turn the filters on, there are so few five!" my sister in pregnant Sonic, be the change you want to see in the universe.

pyra 🏳️‍⚧️ (r.i.p dauntless) :

"EWWW, WHAT IS THAT SMELL" "that sir is a durian, a plant we keep hermetically sealed and labeled with "stinky fruit, do not open", so why the hell are you surprised that it smelled bad when you opened it?"

𝕷𝖊𝖙𝖍𝖊 :

they ask for censorship when their site is doomed because of it. i don't get them

TheBadgerDM 🇵🇸 :

Wattpad with a huge mouthful of feathers: WHAT'S WITH ALL THE DOVES?!?

Tuxedo19_art :

Crazy how none of them will use this 🙄

Andrea :

I saw someone complaining about wincest on AO3. like...? my brothers and sisters in Chuck, do you not know where you are?!

Chloé ♡’s Cruella :

had this gem of a response to my comment earlier

Jaymce 💙💥 :

"but cherrys have cyanide in them!!" the cyanide is only in the pit and is easily avoidable. "but that's so dangerous to sell poison!" ....it's fruit.

Peaches_and_Foxes 🍑🦊 :

I saw someone say Ao3 users are MAGA coded, which, what?

dragonnight1221 :

"hey where are your durian fruits?" "ooh uncommon its over there!" "hey why are is there durian fruits!?!? ew!!!" "why tf did you look for it then?"

Ella (Wylan's Version)ᖭ༏ᖫ :

not me tryna find out what tomato could stand for

virginia ❀ :

my thumb was covering the text at the bottom and i fully thought you were reenacting an interaction from your job and was blown away by how stupid the customer was being 😭😭

oliver :

the fruit store that sells all kinds of fruits even puts many of them in closed fridges, so if you dont want to smell the durian you can just not open that particular case

Голубъ 🌟COMMISSIONS OPEN🌟 :

just imagine... you go to the cinema, and when instead of lego movie choosing some horror/slasher like terrifier. And then complain how much blood there is, that all who made this film are criminals, because how DARE they make something like this

𝕷𝖎𝖒𝖊𝖗𝖊𝖓𝖈𝖊⁷ :

I used to use wattpad until I was like 16/17. then i started using ao3, and I fully moved onto it after that. I dont remember having this kind of issues😭 though I am getting the vibe nowadays that everyone is complaining about everything, so it was to be expected.

Plart :

In my friend group I took the elementary rhyme “you get what you get and you don’t throw a fit” and made it “write what you write but don’t start a fight”

Poppydill :

I hate tomatoes. So I don’t pick them up when I’m at the fruit store, and I go for the fruits I like.

Jen :

Missed opportunity to call them lemons instead of grapes

kiwiwiwi(‘-‘) :

Stumbled into enemy territory earlier on a vid saying that ao3 writers and creators need to be investigated, and ppl in the comments were saying shit like “ppl genuinely defending p3d0philes”… like bro, we’re defending the right for an archive to be an archive. That’s our main defense cause THAT’S THE WHOLE POINT. It’s not like we’re supporting or encouraging the ppl who write stuff like that, we’re just saying it should be allowed to exist on a website literally made to hold all kinds of works🫩 if we start censoring anything deemed problematic, anything that makes people uncomfortable, where do we draw the line?

✭𝐑𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐫 - 𝐇𝐮𝐬𝐤'𝐬 #𝟏✭ :

if there are plastic fruits though, these should be reported and removed (ai)

parker :

yeah, but it would still be weird if the fruit store sold the fruit of doom and despair that kills you for eating it.

"our owners are tomato farmers" is this play about wincest 😭

🦖 :

Throwback to the time I saw a tiktok where a former wattpad user asked the author to change the gay fanon ship to the straight canon ship just becaus either 'makes more sense'