I love that the snail is still relevant meme culture in 2026
2026-08-21 01:33:16
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Brian :
I had a platypus. he was amazing.😁
2026-08-21 05:04:49
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𝓗𝓪𝓷𝓷𝓪𝓱 𝓐𝓾𝓻𝓸𝓻𝓪 :
speaking of Emu's, here's a reminder that Australia lost a war to Emu's... TWICE
2026-08-21 02:06:22
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pauldanger6 :
You are forgetting the easy route of making sure they touch the familiar
2026-08-21 12:42:53
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Nick :
Great now all I can think of is that guy on reddit who said he’d commission a tungsten sphere, hire someone to put the snail in it and throw it in a volcano
2026-08-22 22:53:51
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Carnelian :
My Shadar-Kai Bladesinger wizard has an "owl" familiar, but he's a potoo. He's dumb as a sack of hammers but my very serious goth girl elf loves him more than anything in the world.
2026-08-21 16:06:35
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I'm Katie :
is it "technically" a warhorse? sure. but my paladin's god loves her and wants to give her everything her heart desires. she desires a five foot tall housecat.
2026-08-21 18:06:58
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Abel Janssen :
THE SNAAAIIIILLL!!! He has come for me!
2026-08-21 08:34:23
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Jason :
People were so surprised when I picked up magical adept on my swashbuckler rogue and just skinned the Raven as a parrot...
2026-08-21 12:08:40
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Reed :
our DM has a magic shopkeeper that uses his pet cat (his familiar) to keep track of customers and if they try to steal stuff they get a shocking grasp from the cat as a warning xD
2026-08-21 19:26:13
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Dakota :
Chill touch being a 1d10 cantrip means you could quite literally sitting within 100 mass murdering a city and how would they know?
2026-08-21 04:02:12
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Dunco 🍉 :
my Cthulhu warlock has an octopus familiar that she throws at enemies and casts shocking grasp thru it lol
2026-08-21 12:59:30
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Larred_ :
there is a spell in valdas spire of secrets (pt 2 on dnd beyond) that is called protect threshold and it's a tough spell on a door so when anyone goes through its wisdom save vs 4d8 damage. ten minute duration, before a fight broke out I had my familiar mark each door so when everyone tried to run they got obliterated, especially because the front door was a man trap (2 layered doors)
2026-08-21 03:10:44
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alain_or_al_or_alo :
Magic Stone is a touch spell, so if your familiar has any kind of manipulating appendages, you can have them shoot deadly missiles while you’re in a different location, drinking tea💁♂️
2026-08-22 16:19:14
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Joep Smit :
I still wanna play Cleric with an Emotional Support Familiar that they can use to deliver spells
2026-08-21 09:20:32
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Camblycreeper :
I’d argue Emu familiars would use Axe Beak stats and are insufficiently small to be familiars… but Animal companions and wild shapes however…
2026-08-22 03:04:59
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A :
meet gunner
2026-08-21 23:58:32
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Squalo Visualo :
so wait, could I throw my familiar to cast shocking hands at range?
2026-08-21 09:35:30
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Ginom94 :
I love this 😂 I wasn't sure where this was going, but I am absolutely not disappointed. Now, do you offer a coin pouch full of electrum pieces if they can avoid it? 🤣
2026-08-21 07:12:18
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The B3loved :
not as a player familiar but as an enemy familiar, a warlock of the party made a deal with a trickster god to give themselves infinite power, but said god didn't disclose the terms of the contract, it wasn't until a couple years after the deal was made that the party's warlock realized the threat that followed them, they now join the party to find a way to be rid of the snail but keep their powers by any means nessasary
2026-08-22 02:18:27
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nick🥓 :
my two rule for familiars at my table are 1) it's gotta be a small, little creature 2) I get to voice it if it can talk
2026-08-21 09:06:30
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The Silent King :
my daughter's familiar in our game is a teddy bear 😂 its been interesting so far
2026-08-21 09:00:20
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Sam :
lotta creativity here. best I had was a pseudo dragon that looked like a pibble on my retired hitman sorlock named John.
2026-08-21 13:27:38
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TheSt0rmbreaker :
Mention of Kaiju Turkey?! Let's go
2026-08-21 11:05:00
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Joe :
I had an arcane trickster whose familiar was a celestial hyena
2026-08-21 11:49:24
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