@lrnsscndlife:

katy :

I’m peeing standing up immediately

TPD316 :

wait is she not dating the gary sue guy anymore

briana :

I'd be a man during Christmas so I'm just sitting on my ass all day

diiiiiippppy :

That’s very resourceful of him. One time I saw my friend wipe his ass by spitting on his hand when he was out of tp

CNJ_Guy :

Funny but all true

MARGAUX ROSE :

Not having to plan every holiday or special event would be so cool

kelly :

literally yesterday i was talking about how i need to clean bc my mom’s friends are coming over and he said “why would you clean for that? i’d just have them over as-is”

Nathan Dowdy :

I'm a man, and I have never once been comfortable accommodating my guests with anything less than perfect hospitality, including offering them "tea, latte, water, beer, or cocktail" No matter the time of day, and always having soft jazz playing quietly and a candle burning in a spotless house. Anything less feels wrong lol

Illi :

Oh my list is endless 😅😅😅

🇺🇸Brenebb🇦🇺 :

Kamey :

No literally like 😭

NDO :

Yeah okay.. lol

Elijah :

Breaking down boxes quickly is possible to both sexes, btw.

Zach Garza :

Women totally civilize men. 😂

LUIGIsMANSIONE3 :

This is like saying, “I wish I were a bird so I could eat birdseed”. YOU CAN DO THAT. it may suck, but you can.

king louie :

someone already commented this but i am also confused why you would need to be a man to break down boxes quickly

GlitterBear🐻 :

Number one is Helicopter D and you know it

seanonymous :

Does he use the same appliance to cook? That is a level of bachelor I didn't know existed

John :

Then do it?

okaydusty :

do you also identify as trans racial black women? (please say yes🥺)

rickyg177 :

😁😁💗💗