@theonion: Fat Kid Avoids Ridicule By Swimming With Shirt On

CherryBombGames :

"Who has been fat since birth" took me out

Hannah :

This era of The Onion was PEAK

faster.master0 :

This era of the Onion was undefeated

Charlie :

I feel bad for the kid who played this character 😭

Yay Everybody :

I was that kid. Plus I was a ginger. Where’s my GoFundMe?

K1nG Cr4Y :

the fact that this isnt ai is great

Kyle Yori :

not the journalists coming up with names🤦‍♂️😂

Bill Pappas :

This one hits a little too close to home. Anyone else have Husky pants?

Matt :

Buddy just adding in his favorite insults

CineJay :

Then he goes on the show to tell his story… brave

Somaliweyn☪️ :

‘No sir those are new’

JoeDaOrc :

why ain't I getting news coverage for this

Jacob :

WE have all done this

Son Goku :

This is about me. I was Bryan once, and still am.

Greeb :

I wore shirts while swimming for TWO reasons. I was fat but I also burn to a crisp in the sun.

jam :

I am Brian… Brian is me

b4t54ndw1ch :

finally, some representation!

PostSchlock :

A visionary

Mike :

As a fatty this is so fkn funny

UGoGlenCoco :

Please stop sending this to me guys

Duke :

‘Yeah…’

Kurt Holman :

TheDon :

now this is journalism!

Boldest :

They want to make fun of your body but then they get mad when you don’t show it to them