@theonion: Saying he now saw the woman he’d been dating in a totally different light, local man Arthur Morris confirmed Tuesday that a recent visit to his girlfriend’s family provided illuminating insight into why she was Asian. “The first time I saw her parents, it totally clicked why she’s the race she is,” said Morris, adding that “odd details” like her Chinese last name, her fondness for five-spice chicken, and her ability to speak Mandarin were “finally starting to make sense” after meeting her relatives. “Ashley’s mom is Asian, Ashley’s dad is Asian, and if that picture on the wall is anything to go by, her grandparents are probably Asian, too. I never wanted to ask if there was a reason she was Asian, but I totally get it now. Oh! That’s probably why her 23andMe results came out the way they did.” Morris told reporters there were a lot of males in his girlfriend’s family, so he was still trying to figure out how she turned out a woman.

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Sunday 23 August 2026 19:00:00 GMT