Allat armour and aura just to get eaten by a 2 minute old carnifex🤣✌️
2026-09-14 07:36:26
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Jake :
type of shit space marines be on just to end up as a chaos terminator's backbling
2026-08-22 05:21:41
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Henry Simpson :
To be fair, that’s 7.5 seconds longer than the guardsman will last on the same frontline
2026-08-21 23:39:35
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TrueAngelOfBaal :
that's on average tho, upper echelons of each faction are where the difference really shows. A highly skilled guard will survive long enough to become a Commissar, and possibly win a few battles before being blown to bits or ripped apart, etc. Meanwhile, highly skilled space marines survive for hundreds of years, and become Chaplains, Lieutenants, Captains, and more, who can handle just about any threat that doesn't just blindside them with unstoppable force or equal them in skill
2026-08-22 03:46:08
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Michael :
You gotta have a name in the universe in order not to die
2026-08-22 13:30:59
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Basilisk :
and then he takes off his helmet so you know ts planet is secured and you'll live to see another day
2026-08-22 12:15:01
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Kayk~ :
How that exact space marine be looking fighting a demon prince seconds later
2026-08-22 11:47:57
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Magister_187 :
2026-08-21 23:13:03
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Mitchell :
This but with death troopers staring down stormtroopers
2026-09-20 21:30:45
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mongaman :
a modern apfsds round would kill a space marine. they really aren't that strong
2026-09-15 06:12:34
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DagonGlazer :
How space marines be showing off their armor to the guardsmen (they took off their helmet to aurafarm and got they shit blown off by a normal ass tau soldier)
2026-08-22 13:41:33
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Frogman :
N-n-no!!! Space Marines would NEVER DIE THAT FAST. They’re practically demigods that are in mortal form, and I use the term “mortal” loosely. 500 Space Marines would be overkill to take IRL humanity. They’re pretty much unstoppable forces of the Emperor’s will.
2026-09-02 11:43:39
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Lambeosaurus :
REAL STEEL + WARHAMMER MEME???
2026-08-22 03:55:48
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Jago Sevatar :
not a named one. if he has a name he'll duel a 20 ft tall monstrosity and ultimately decapitate it while screaming: For the Emperor!!!
2026-08-22 11:58:00
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Figgleton Bonquavious :
Then he takes his helmet off and gets a name and you know hes about to solo a daemon primarch
2026-08-22 17:36:40
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𝔩𝔬𝔧𝔬𝔪𝔞𝔡𝔢 :
allat ceramite to get packed up by a fire warrior
2026-08-22 20:27:51
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jBACKESthe1st :
This is my type of humor 10/10
2026-08-22 12:01:49
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9TH LEGION :
lets test that...
2026-08-22 13:14:12
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gokusolosu2 :
the Emperor Protects
2026-08-22 23:48:06
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ItsAlsoAHammer :
Right but shi must be all kinds of screwed if we’re in that scenario, glad the marines are here to get obliterated in my place 💀
2026-08-22 04:21:20
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lucifer blacks guard :
thats how guardsmen see me too
2026-08-22 00:29:52
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Drunk monke :
just for a necron sitting in pocket dimension to one tap him
2026-09-15 04:41:39
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microwave :
when your a guardsmen and you see a loyalist spacemarine drop pod land near you
and another....
and another....
and they keep coming....
2026-08-22 12:59:20
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Brodie Smith :
Space Marines are the top 0.1% meeting the top 0.01% 😭
2026-09-15 03:00:49
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anomie :
im so glad 40k humor has evolved im fucking crying at this trend
2026-09-16 13:29:49
5
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