@rollingrockstv:

‘Real’ :

“Hey where are all our bosses?”

whowasalvaro :

-morning -shal...morning

Dusty Burrito :

"Yo Bill, did you notice that our boss that NEVER misses a day of work AND his recently hired son that also hasn't missed a day of work, BOTH AREN'T HERE TODAY? Oh, what's that C-4 doing strapped to those beams that are so high grade, they can't be melted by burning jet fuel?"

Jack Sherbourne :

I hear Larry isn't in this morning

morningWillow :

it's crazy that people think 9/11 was like, an actual historical event

Amir :'( :

OrisRas :

coworker: this cant be real. me: oh it "is real"

⛧☿⛧☿⛧ :

"Yo where's Larry?"

ThatOneDude :

"oh no im late , its not like the whole place will explode while im gone"

Haffi Katrínssen-☦︎-IC XC NIKA :

I’m gonna miss you bro

Loki :

don't most ppl start work at 9 in America? why were there so many ppl

jajajsjsjjsjsjshdbdndbb :

Erm why is there a bomb under my desk

Tyler :

I will miss this account 💔

🇦🇱 :

"I was uhhhh.. home"

—— :

Its was thermite or C4?

🌲Nᛉ🌲 :

seing this on 11th of september hit different

A simple cat :

not funny..

Blueskynight :

when i said shalom how come nobody replied. everybody suddenly sick and never turned up or something.

Cory :

"why are these bombs counting down" "oh shit a plane"

Fabo :

Why are there so many people with those hats?

✡️🇺🇸 world ELITE🇮🇱👁️ :

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