@ferddy.k.k: I was 10 years old, listening outside my big brother’s bedroom door, trying to memorize American rap songs to impress the cute girls at school. I heard a track with a great beat talking about eating a "million-dollar pussy." Being completely innocent, I thought to myself: "Man, what kind of cat is worth a million bucks? And edible! It must taste incredible with some cheese toppings." So, I practiced it. Loudly. Right in the backyard. My dad was standing right behind me. This is exactly how my childhood got ruined, and it's the opening track of my anonymous celebrity roast book. I’ve written 11 brutal, no-holds-barred comedy scripts pulling back the curtain on the pop culture icons, wrestlers, and actors who shaped our youth; but I haven't named a single one of them. Can you guess the American female rapper who single-handedly ruined my father's hopes for my rap career? Drop your guess in the comments, or tap the link in my bio to read the full script and solve the puzzle. 🤫👇 #TheyRuinedMyChildhood #DarkHumor #Bookstagram #BookTok #ComedyScripts #IndieAuthor #PopCulture #Nostalgia #GuessingGame

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