So we're all in agreement that either Teddy Roosevelt or Lincoln is winning, right?
2026-08-23 07:27:55
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kingkage :
Wasn't Abraham Lincoln a vampire hunter?
2026-08-23 05:21:19
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ℑ𝔰𝔞𝔞𝔠 ℭ𝔯𝔬𝔰𝔰 :
if you think Grant couldn't throw down just because he was alcoholic, youve never had to fight an alcoholic.
2026-08-23 08:11:26
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atlanteanking1 :
it would be fucking Teddy goddamn Roosevelt. the man literally got shot and continued his goddamn speech. he literally said it takes more than kill a fucking bull
2026-08-23 04:54:50
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Jacob Young :
I feel we're underestimating the psycho that is Andrew jackson
2026-08-23 19:19:15
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Calebt :
Teddy Roosevelt was literally a boxer. I’m pretty sure he would KO every president.
2026-08-23 07:31:02
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Rich Bennett880 :
Teddy smoking all contenders
2026-08-25 02:28:03
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Florinul :
Teddy Roosevelt. He literally took office at 42 and he was a BOXER
2026-08-23 19:19:06
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starfissure1107 :
are we cutting out "Old hickery" Andrew Jackson?
2026-08-23 04:52:04
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I Want Femboy Cuddles :
Obama saying “I’m sorry, but imma have to rock your shit sir.” Would be amazing
2026-08-23 15:25:52
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tylorsa MK 14 :
bro theodore rosevelt was fighting in the white house hes winning no diff
2026-08-23 03:51:00
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Jill Gislason :
JFK had huge back issues
2026-08-25 02:28:18
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Michael :
What you know about Theodore (Teddy) Roosevelt
2026-08-23 05:21:27
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Kiarra :
I'm sorry... Teddy Roosevelt... The bull moose? is soloing everyone
2026-08-23 17:38:34
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thə.curə :
George Washington was in many wars
2026-08-24 16:57:20
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Shortwalks :
I had my money on Teddy Roosevelt. George W sitting in the corner and waiting for everyone to eliminate each other sounds plausible but I still think Teddy would kick his ass, even tired
2026-08-25 02:28:12
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thewoobguy0 :
Y’all forget Abraham Lincoln was a boxer or a wrestler I can’t remember but he was undefeated
2026-08-23 04:39:25
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Friday :
Are we forgetting that Lincoln fought vampires? He definitely wins.
2026-08-23 04:48:43
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Old Fish Taco :
you cannot call Teddy's policies conservative by today's metric. I think Lincoln and teddy agree to strangle Bush for the greater good
2026-08-23 17:06:34
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Heather-Lyn Babin :
Teddy Roosevelt would absolutely win. Dude was way too competitive to let a guy sitting in the corner beat him. 😂 side note- JFK was notoriously unwell. He had Addison’s disease. He would fall into the camp of FDR, Madison, and Taft.
2026-08-24 03:41:51
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Wesley :
Teddy got shot in the chest during a speech and kept speaking, W had a shoe thrown at him, they are not the same
2026-08-23 11:30:49
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☾Severity Snape⏃𝓵𝔀𝓪𝔂𝓼⚯ ͛ :
Theodore Roosevelt no argument or George Washington
2026-08-23 04:30:47
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Zardoz de La Mancha :
When did Carter get ruled out? He was in the navy, likely did some farm work, was hands on with Habitat for Humanity afterwards, and managed to live to 100, after taking office at… 50, right?
2026-08-23 07:55:08
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RalphieyBoy :
It’s Teddy Roosevelt, next question
2026-08-24 02:37:23
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Rabbit :
The premise that the two parties gang up is flawed. Old school and modern day republicans would not work together… a Lincoln Republican is equivalent to a modern day democrat. The most physically fit presidents were Teddy Roosevelt, Ford, Obama, George W. Bush, and Lincoln. Of these, Roosevelt is a clear winner.
2026-08-23 10:46:34
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