@caitlynwilliamss: I lost lobster privileges

Learn B2B Sales, Leslie Venetz :

I’m that friend with always pushes glasses just a smidge away from the literal edge of the table

Seth Christie :

*Okay, let's move that over here. 🤣🤣🤣

Sheep :

I was told I needed to be put in a cage once by my best friend

💀BONES🇨🇦 :

She double soft parented you dude she took the dangerous thing away and also said “how about we use utensils?”, and she managed to do it in a way that wasn’t condescending.

tismbrunette :

I love being mama to my friends , i care so much for those around me I hope they feel safe around me like I do with them

𝑳𝒚𝒓𝒊𝒄𝒔𝒍𝒂𝒍𝒂𝒍𝒂𝒏𝒅 :

This is me with my bsf I swear if not for me she’d be in an early grave she probably goes to do something stupid and hears me go “EHHHH NO” on her brain

Dumbassnavigatingadulthood :

hey we all need someone to supervise

Georgia0704 :

I used to work with kids so I always block tables or counters from someone’s head 🤣

Katie Renee🤍 :

me blocking the edge of the trucks with my hand when my hbs are working on them

♡Kayla♡ :

I think we all have a friend like this and if we don’t we need to find them 🤣

Natalie :

Thats so hot

mollyk238 :

My friend (long time cat owner) once found, removed, and threw away a dead mouse from my flat while I was on the toilet and only informed me after and then proceeded to fix the hole where the mouse came from. I gave her a lot of wine and many thank yous. befriend cat owners.

(＃ﾟДﾟ)ﾉLunarEclips(((￣へ￣井) :

I wasnt there to help or it wouldn't have happened but I wasnt so I have this gem to share! my husband never hand a whole lobster before and the first time he did he bit right into the head thinking its just what you do

INVWV :

Do you gentle parenting 😅😭

Buggy :

I fear I’m that friend

Haylee Bryant :

My fiance tends to knock over things a lotttt, when he has a drink near him I move it away from him because he will either knock it over on the ground or all over himself

Lexi🍒 :

Thats literally my aunt 😭❤️

⋆˚࿔Sarah𝜗𝜚˚⋆ :

that is me, i am she

E.j. :

I got asked how I survived so long 😂 pure dumb luck I guess 👍

anjali :

celisebb :

See I’m the reckless one still haven’t found my bestie

Gigi__01 :

My boyfriend knows I’m clumsy as hell, and always moves my drinks from the edge for me and if he sees me struggling to get into my food he helps me because I will in fact end up getting a cut or something😂😩

Chanelle🌸 :

@_victoriamurr “I lost lobster privileges” 😂😂😂

katinka :

@𝓕𝓮𝓶𝓫𝓸🫯 ★

Holly Williams :

@christopherjonstanfo