@randy.johnson268: If I Were President

Ez_6317 :

Randy for president

ubiangel6 :

Told you Randy wasn’t Republican… he’s Robin Hood

jnaog🎃 :

What I have learned from Randy. 1) Randy lost his glasses. 2) Randy’s papaw thought the microwave was a tv. 3) Randy hates buttermilk. 4) Randy could not beat Mike Tyson. 5) Randy appreciated the bus driver letting him shop at Coffees Convenience Store on the last day of school. 6) Spectrum sold Randy a piece of shit Samsung phone. 7) Randy thinks Wendy’s should lower their damn canned chili prices. 8) Randy knows nobody is more popular than Jesus! 9) Randy wants Red Baron to put the correct baking directions on the back of their boxes! 10) Randy likes Chef Boyardee ravioli. 11) Randy knows how to make a cheese omelet. 12) Randy loves peaches. 13) Randy can’t stand tea, he prefers coffee, with cream. No sugar. 14) Uncle Norman played Randy’s Defender game until the batteries were dead, and didn’t replace them! 15) Randy was pissed because he couldn’t exchange presents at school because it snowed that day. 16) Randy got accused of kicking cars in a Dollar Tree parking lot. 17) Randy got his new glasses early! And he’s glad he lost the old ones! 18) Some very kind people send Randy a box of free stuff! 19) Subway did Randy wrong (expensive water), but he has forgiven them! 20) Randy's favorite actress is Talia Shire 21) Randy loooooves apple pie. but it's not his favorite pie! pecan pie is actually Randy's favorite pie. 22) in 1989 Randy had a crush on his neighbor, Vicki, but he was too shy to ask her to date 23) WATE channel 6 is Randy's favorite TV station in Tennessee 24) Randy's birthday video about Walmart has received 2 million views 25) Randy's ostomy bags keep leaking feces all over him. despite this, he still considers this both a gift and a curse. 26) Randy’s classmate was not trying to study. 27) Randy likes using paper plates and plastic forks to make life easier. 28) Randy has loved Donkey Kong since 1981! 28) Randy was devastated when his BFF died. Randy loves his best friends on TikTok. 29) Randy was frustrated at his dream of his newlywed wife. 30) Randy loves God and He loves us. 31) Randy is 6’3 tall. 32) randy wants to tax the rich.

chipmunk :

"I would tax the rich and give to the poor"

soup :

You’re almost old enough to run, Randy!

Lauryn Devore :

Randy you would 100% do better than the clown in office now

cattails13 :

RANDY 2028!!💙

💕 :

Randy would be the greatest president of all time, that’s all, thanks for reading

Strawberry :

TAX THE RICH

🧟‍♂️Gabe? :

id vote for ya randy

Keith :

take all the money.combine it.and split it equally with everyone

MaleyMae :

AND HE’d have my vote!

Sock-noodles :

Randy please come party with me I’ll buy a lot of milk and applepie and we can play Mario

Anita :

I think you would do a hell of a job.

banksyy99 :

You’d have my vote, Randy.

Kingpayton :

Yes Randy 2028

pirata de la musica :

hell yeah

blonde_bombshell120 :

Heck yeah you got my vote 🫡

bel :

YES RANDY PLEASE BECOME PRESIDENT

Dr00xy1❌ :

kaitlin shea 🪩🎀🫧💖 :

You have my vote Randy

Skipperdee123🐢 :

ROBIN HOOD MEETS MCGRUFF THE CRIME DOG

Conner :

We’d be better off with randy than the current administration