@madmanfenrir: Just sayin #satire #jokes #darkhumor #memes #cursed

coconutnonsense :

Would that make pizza rolls gushers? 🤔

Jason Dahl :

gingersnap :

it also means that pizza is charcuterie fruit, meat, cheese...

Ajohrendt/YTCritic :

i thought Ketchup was a smoothie

Ty Brumfield421 :

ketchup fruit snacks, ketchup fruit leather

patchwork04 :

Half right, its more a smoothie

Dmitri :

I disagree for one reason...it's not a syrup. it's a smoothie.

sadbeanboi204 :

so vegetables, the word, means the edible parts of plants. anything in the produce section is a vegetable. including tomatoes

Phinkes :

ketchup could also technically be a sports drink

Keantha :

salsa is a fruit salad 😁

Erik_the_Folf :

Since there are varying degrees of pulp in different tomato sauces, does that mean to some degree pizza is just one very large piece of toast with jam on it?

brendostupendo :

salsa is technically fruit salad

Morgoth Bauglir :

Since humans have seeds inside them (egg, sperm), wouldn’t that make them technically a fruit and therefore capable of being a gushers flavor as well? I mean, it’s your logic and somehow seems weirdly on point, but that’s just me

livingleviathan :

whats the word for a misnomer for a seperate field having a different definition (applied use and context) culinary/dietary fruit is different than pomology/horticulture/botany see Nix v. Hedden(1892 justice ruling for applied culinary definitions)

user4643080393841 :

With the salt and no carbonation, ketchup is a sports drink

🌸🥦♠️Mei Tomura♠️🌻🍊 :

And to the people who complain that pineapple doesn’t belong on pizza cause it’s a fruit but yet tomatoes are also a fruit aka the sauce of the pizza so technically your argument for fruit on pizza is invalid

S.J.Lynch :

Well I guess we are not gonna talk about coffee beans being a fruit makes an iced coffee a fruit smoothie?🤔🤷🏼‍♂️😎

quartzite :

a tomato is technically both cuz botanically it is a fruit but in culinary it is a vegetable

HQ :

Note: there is already a “ketchup leather” so fruit leather tomato flavor

Jestertrance :

so where is everbody complaining about pineapple on pizza since pineapple is a fruit?... this basically means pizza is a grilled open faced jam and cheese sandwich

Candlewick :

It’s a smoothie.

Mark.Z.Hope. :

ketchup is a Jam!!