"I should have lied to you" is a great summary of every customer interaction ever
2026-08-24 04:29:30
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second_breakfast_queen :
I hope Mr. Smith downloads Tik Tok and this is the first video he sees 🤣
2026-08-24 04:27:17
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🌻 :
this is so much funnier when you imagine the thick boston accent
2026-08-24 04:28:40
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jmbmi :
how do you always have such weird encounters? lol
2026-08-24 05:08:39
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evz☆ :
this story went like 3 different directions and i didn’t see any of them coming LMAOOO😭😭
2026-08-24 04:38:43
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Kat Michelle :
that was literally how I grew up. my living room was in one but the address was in the other half of the house 😂
2026-08-24 05:22:48
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Amelia✨ :
I hope he becomes a regular
2026-08-24 04:27:35
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Katie P :
You need to start telling people crazy totally very true side jobs you have, oh I'm in charge of measuring the zebra stripes at the local zoo. Have to do that once a month for quality control.
2026-08-24 06:12:58
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Sarah :
"omg Bob, what now?" 😂😂
2026-08-25 04:09:25
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xan.comma.the :
Really old people are some of the best bar customers you can have
2026-08-24 04:30:31
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Claire🧍♀️ :
Yeah so I actually really want to know who the real Mr. Smith is and why he’s such a hot shot 🙏
2026-08-24 06:15:10
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Apelsinen :
That man is some sort of cryptid, but maybe not a malicious one. I can absolutely see this entire interaction from the perspective of two boys who drove to your bar in a black impala. Alternatively a freakishly tall dude wearing a leather duster and a hat (the hat is very important) comes in and says that it's time to go home, and old man goes "Aaah, Sir Knight, yes I believe that it is."
2026-08-25 05:11:21
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NCMom3 :
You do see some colorful characters!
2026-08-25 02:18:07
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Matt Wolken Jr. :
that's amazing
2026-08-25 05:08:15
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Jazz Jynx :
there's a house in my town that also splits in 2 towns AND 2 states. its pretty neat.
2026-08-24 13:27:33
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dudeglove :
bob smith dgaf it seems
2026-08-25 04:59:41
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Ted :
It's a shame he wasn't Mister Smith, I bet that guy tips *great*
2026-08-24 08:37:33
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_NightLily🪷_ :
My sister had a friend in high school that lived in a house like that. He and his brother went to 2 different schools because of the location of their rooms in the house. Eventually 1 "moved into his brother's room" so he could go to the other school.
2026-08-24 05:28:49
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momo🤍💙🤍 :
I have a regular named Bob that has family in California, and his house is split between two towns, as in backyard is in one town and the rest is in other town. Boston accents is also there.
2026-08-24 12:38:36
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Pobaw :
You’re so good at telling stories. I genuinely enjoy listening at regular speed because your pacing is that good.
2026-08-24 04:54:28
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Roxy💗 :
HUH???
2026-08-24 04:26:06
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sandyreykinns :
I used to work at a bookstore (not b&n) where majority of the clientele were old people. Man their stories from back in the day are WILD. You just never know what’s gonna happen next and they never have a reason to tell you, they just do.
2026-08-24 05:57:09
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Kim 🏹🏹🏹🏹🌭🏙️⛱️🌇🍃🌃 :
Mister Long John Silver Smith his name is my name tooooooo
2026-08-24 05:32:34
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Rihari of Ruatuna 🇵🇸🇱🇧🇮🇷 :
I haven't laughed like that in a minute 😹😹
This is how I pictured Bob
2026-08-24 07:39:00
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