@fatal.graves: picturing it while reading was both ridiclious and terrifying #thevampirelestat #iwtv

୨୧ Leaf ୨୧ :

Also upset they didn’t include Lestat cartwheeling and somersaulting all over the place after being turned like bro went through the worst trauma ever and immediately started doing gymnastics after

Ryan :

Also I was disappointed that they didn’t make him toothless except for his fangs so every time he was biting Lestat it was pure gum I thought that was pretty good book Magnus lore

Quinn🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸 :

Did all that instead of explaining literally anything about vampirism

<3 :

Lestat probably the whole time watching asking himself what have I become 😭

˖ ݁♬⋆.˚𝄞 yams! ˚˖𓍢ִ໋🦢˚ :

this is genuinely frying my shit rn

luvlainey :

the show is absurd and yet not even a quarter as weird as the books istg

Jules | Passions of a Fangirl :

So ur telling me no matter how awful Magnus is in the show, he’s canonically ✨worse✨ in the books?

Glowing Doodles :

and we know he still did that shit in the show-verse bc lestat included it in his song 😆

alice 𖦹 :

LIKE WHERE IS MY MOVEMENT POLLUTION MAGNUS I CANT SEE WITHOUT MY MAGNUS POLLUTION MAGNUS 😭😭😭

babyrasputin :

Also that Lestat was two bottles of wine deep at that point

Tocktick :

I've had that image in my mind for decades.

Sabrina Maximoff :

With the commenters laughing their butts off, I think it’s safe to say that’s the reason they didn’t include it 😂

avery :

sxrpixnte :

Genuinely how I pictured it happening

Royal :

youre so real for this

kittydani :

I'm WAILING AT THIS