@searchtypesense: smh #devhumor #java #swe #coding #fyp

JPBBerry :

int result = ((java.util.concurrent.Callable) () -> java.util.Optional.of(java.util.Arrays.asList(new java.util.AbstractMap.SimpleImmutableEntry, java.util.List>(java.util.stream.Stream.of(java.util.function.BinaryOperator.maxBy(java.util.Comparator.naturalOrder())).collect(java.util.stream.Collectors.toList()).get(0), java.util.stream.Stream.generate(new java.util.function.Supplier() { int i = 0; @Override public java.util.concurrent.atomic.AtomicInteger get() { return new java.util.concurrent.atomic.AtomicInteger(java.util.List.of(5, 7).get(i++)); } }).limit(2).map(java.util.concurrent.atomic.AtomicInteger::get).collect(java.util.stream.Collectors.toList()))).stream().map(entry -> { try { return (Integer) Class.forName("java.lang.Integer").getMethod("sum", int.class, int.class).invoke(null, entry.getValue().get(0), entry.getValue().get(1)); } catch (Exception e) { throw new RuntimeException(e); } }).findFirst().get()).call();

чатик ку :

Trevor :

It’s all fun and games until the number overflows and the undefined behavior causes your bank balance to now be a whopping -$2,147,483,648

Mike Oswalt :

I like how this presents making a function as reasonable and not just typing +

Robo Koko :

me during the interview: I built a microservice to poll a FIFO queue with a caching layer in case of service spikes where trillions of users need to do 500 additions per second

Henry :

it's exciting when you find java that actually does something

u7290683761 :

I’m a Java developer and I am gay

Briggie108 :

Java devs when they discover other languages have operator overloading 😮

mason camara :

java 28 is actually really cool unfortunately

Code :

This is why I don’t do Java anymore. I just hope it one day quietly dies as a language. I’ll stick with C++ & C#

sossbun :

shoutout to kotlin

RagnarLothbrock :

Vibe coder: WHO is JSON?🫆

Joe :

Java and JavaScript are the reason people don’t call coffee “Java” anymore

pablobrianese :

great pet names

Connor :

This is so niche, I love it

photosinensis :

Nobody does that in real life anymore.

Sean9366 :

This is so fucking true omg

El Elias :

Jr. Code vs Sr. Code

Trubiano93 :

Man I just had my first backend(team of 20 and only 3 myself included so frontend) ticket for adding a single property to a table and it took an entire month because they wanted to add so many different keys to it and the two seniors got in arguments over it.

MarkBrady77 :

I have been a backend Java developer since 1999 and coding in it since 1997. I freaking hate it, escaped and using Python and Zig now, bliss!!

Zone :

stability hates to see you coming

Mira 🚦 :

Love Java, but true

nanano :

Java and React are such an ick

Peyton :

Thank you Java devs for the work you do. I’m gonna keep my goofy ass in powershell where it belongs

Danny G :

is this where Claude gets the inclination to do this in Python from 🤔