I usually say “this sounds like a you problem “ but then my industry is special
2026-08-26 04:39:42
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Medic ◢ ◤ :
Supervisor learning i didnt report the headless body washing up on the property (I work security): Why didnt you tell us!?!?
Me: Wasn't my job. I wasn't on shift.
This convo happened a few more times regarding cartel, poachers, and trespassers which all occured 10-15 minutes before my shift. 😂
Havent been written up or fired yet.
2026-08-26 03:13:37
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casimm :
That’s why I hope your report, the project lead, would be available for this meeting.
2026-08-26 03:07:39
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Nancy :
I literally told a coworker who was hired to replace me in that position and who has been with the company 6 months that it was his problem and that he needed to take ownership of his position and deal with it as I walked away
2026-08-26 00:30:38
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D4mm1tJ0s3ph :
"Sounds like an issue but not an ish-me..."
2026-08-25 21:58:04
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Diablaide70 :
I usually just go with “beyond my pay grade” 😂😂😂😂😂
2026-08-25 04:36:01
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MadBob :
My short version would be: not my circus, not my clowns.
2026-08-25 14:07:51
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Cody :
That sounds like an iss-you not an iss-me.
2026-08-25 16:30:55
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TM :
Sounds like an IssUe not an IssMe
2026-08-25 19:28:44
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Emma Sutton Music :
lol you can’t say any of these at work.
2026-08-25 07:06:05
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JTP :
Using some of these today…….
2026-08-25 09:41:13
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user7344815268796 :
pat them on the head and politely say you got this Lil buddy, I believe in you
2026-08-25 20:53:14
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ya_kwanza :
Last one🔥🤭
2026-08-25 05:16:27
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Frank D. :
“I have so much faith in you!”
2026-08-25 19:02:26
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Pterribledactyl™ :
“Yes, I can see how the Customer *mistakenly* thinks your issue is our responsibility!”
2026-08-25 08:21:25
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MiaRose :
I love reading these but under pressure my brain defaults solidly to that's your fucking problem😂
2026-08-25 06:48:10
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thabangbadenboblob :
Me: I do not have a dog in this fight😂
2026-08-25 10:39:26
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nessie_sim :
I need these as stickers I can carry in my pocket at work and hand out at the appropriate time 😂
2026-08-24 23:11:02
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Jen :
That’s why it’s called an Iss-you & not an Iss-me 🤣
2026-08-25 15:11:11
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ANUBIS 2.2 :
Being a contractor on the outside is fun 🤣
2026-08-26 05:04:30
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GodFather :
The typos hurt
2026-08-25 12:51:07
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Love Dylan but he can't sing :
Pretty damn good 👍 👌 👏 😎
2026-08-25 10:52:27
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cookingmom1982 :
saving, thank you!
2026-08-25 16:07:21
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