@xoranda: I can’t resist #capcut #fyp #nightshift #healthcare #hospital

Memento :

I can’t let them know I agree with all their complaints. I’m mad we out of crackers too Jeff

JB :

Them: you’re better than the person who was here yesterday. Me: agreeing with them (I was in fact the person here yesterday)

Lauren is just peachy✨🍑 :

Unfortunately, I will stoop to their level 💀

Tenderoni :

Yeah no, I’m doing the whole performance with them

❤️ :

when im 1on1 we're having FUN the last time i took her outside to drink her coffee after breakfast while we listened to music on my phone, colored for like 3 hours then we hung up our pictures by her bed, painted her nails after lunch then went around the entire building to show everyone, and cheated at bingo girly was an angel all day we're besties

Feral Fairy Godmother :

When you're sitting for a 1:1 but it's your 6th 12 in a row and your mind starts spiraling and trying to convince you that YOU are the actual 1:1 👀😳😏😂🤪😬🫣🤨

mainey :

give me the cofindence i fucking need it so you have seen luke tina ?

Jodi :

sorry fam, im EMS. Im gonna feed these delusions for the next 30 min to keep them calm and cooperative. its the hospital's problem when i leave and the patient insists their emergency contact is Barrack Obama 💀💀💀

Syd :

This was me once with my psych patient. Then he asked me for my number to take me out after he got out 😩😂

gorgeous.lala♏️💋 :

Lmao sometimes I dislike being on 1:1s 😂

miagraham1224 :

My Pt and I sang "CAPTAIN PLANET!" we were HARMONIZING and Everything 😜😆🤣😆

monikaalewinsky :

My patient would rap, I made the beats 😂😂. Anything to keep you from acting up

k✨ :

well they need to tell me what the guy in the corner is saying

Jae Blu :

cuz I'm a lil off the rocker as well😂😂

Kaylee :

“They are on a NO FUN 1:1”

🖤🦇KB🖤🦝 :

It all depends on the pt.

Stephani Houck :

This is my 1:1 he sings Garth Brooks to me all the time lmfao 🤣

grey :

me and my 1:1 were singing oldies music while i did her hair we had a great time

Kenzie🩷🤍🧡 :

Ellie📚🧚‍♂️ :

One time I was a one on one and we both had a panic attack at the same time

Ari 🖤🧿🔮🪬 :

I’m dead 😂😂 why is this me with my dementia patients

Lily💋 :

yep.. all vibes. 😂

Emma :

When my coworker is getting the IM meds I’m jack black

Aubs1111 :

I loveddd the tattoos of the patient I was sitting with and she told me where she got them and I looked up on the computer with her to see where the shop is and who her artist was and then I made an appointment with her artist! I loved sitting, but one time I was sitting and emt said he didn’t want to interrupt me from what I was doing, but he was being crappy with me because I was sitting, but I was like my job is to literally sit and I’m not allowed to go to the bathroom without someone to be there for me lol he was still crappy to me why are some EMT such douchesss??!

Deni Jeni :

and then that one coworker comes in and messes up the vibe.