@kimquindlen: Didyoufinevrythingerlookingferday?

🅶🆄🅲🅲🅸 :

this is how other people sound to me when I’m not wearing my glasses

Jango :

CONGRATULATIONwhoeveritis

__jjl______ :

Me trying to watch a movie with no subtitles

jackie :

🦬Tyler🐼 :

y'all don't speak retail?

maztergoat :

Wait I understand this language

Hollerito :

ᴄᴏɴɢʀᴀᴛᴜʟᴀᴛɪᴏɴsʷʰᵒᵉᵛᵉʳᶦᵗᶦˢ😂

Mother Teresa :

Oh my lord this is an incredible bit. Reminds me of Kristen wiig

Las Vegas REALTOR® :

This is why I just put my headphones in and listen to my book. We can both just not hear or understand each other.

shavi_by_nature :

Why do they do this??

KC Maw :

I think i just signed up for a new CC

〽️ic silvestri :

Congratulationswhoevertis😭

Kam :

Wtf is wrong with you?! 😂😭😭 I’ll be back same time tomorrow

Bethany Warren :

I’m so uncomfortable I love this

CARESHA BRADSHAW 💫 :

This is how I talk when I’m manic

Jordan :

I didn’t understand ONE single word

1Esmirelle1 :

I have auditory processing disorder, and this is what everyone sounds like all the time. Everyone speaks the way Ariana Grande sings

jaysaintflono :

I’m an associate at Macy’s. This is me EVERY DAY 😂

shesjordyn :

“congratulationswhoeveritis” is standard retail vernacular

pannewich :

As an autistic sales associate I feel like this is me and not in a good way… but I’m trying 😮‍💨😅

𝑒𝑟𝑖𝑛𝑓𝑜𝑟𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑟 :

I worked in retail & can confirm

PaChristia :

I’m so mad at how funny this is omg

megan_chills :

But she knows where everything is and is damn good at her job