@everycorporatever: Nurse wouldn’t let me boil the ocean… At least I can still pull my pay early with Deel before bingo starts. @Deel corporate humor, nursing home, work memes, office life, corporate jargon

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refilwe2503
Refilwe25 :
No because why are the nurses refusing you privilege of boiling the ocean 😳😂
2026-08-25 19:19:44
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zognitkeynmol
NeverSayDie❌🆘🇺🇸🇮🇱 :
"digestive stakeholders" FTW
2026-08-27 04:17:16
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user6744183241514
user6744183241514 :
This is shit dementia care, “Mr jones, you know it diminishing returns from here- we’ve run this upstairs and you agreed with the strategy. I understand if you’re not fully on board, but we’ve all got to row together right?”
2026-08-28 02:37:20
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checksumerror
wut :
just tell him it's a special ask from the SVP
2026-10-19 02:15:56
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a244b
a244b :
Circle back on the apple sauce!!! 🤣
2026-08-26 02:33:17
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zenie971
Zenie971 :
Millenial Alzheimers is gonna be a whole different beast
2026-10-05 16:04:42
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gafferdude
Gafferdude :
"What's the ask here?"
2026-09-01 13:44:15
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bentcurtainrods
bentcurtainrods :
Fantastic. Give me 30 minutes back😂
2026-09-10 08:53:20
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shadow_gazer
shadow_gazer :
My husband sometimes does home office. He sounds like this.
2026-08-27 14:44:07
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jeaninef254
Mrs254 :
Put that idea in the parking lot for now 😁
2026-08-27 16:39:33
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philipplenssen
Philipp Lenssen :
Corporate wants you to take them, sir
2026-08-27 11:57:44
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chasingafterwind
GoAwayFOffFOffGoAway :
My digestive stakeholders are always giving me negative feedback 😩
2026-08-29 14:58:27
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visceravx
VisceraVX🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 :
not to be the placebo in the medicine cabinet..
2026-08-27 18:10:41
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hmb34003
hmb34003 :
put a pin in it! gahhh
2026-08-25 20:34:55
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heartlesskairi42
HeartlessKairi42 :
put me down if this is me at this age
2026-08-29 09:08:02
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greatbastion
Great Bastion :
fake because there will be nobody to take care of us. AI will just fill a form with "pills not taken, death risk increased"
2026-09-07 08:18:25
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protoculturebjj
protoculturebjj :
just tell him "you to meet the quarterly Rx minimum to appease the stakeholders"
2026-10-06 17:11:19
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salival119
Cjh0311 :
"i just want to make sure we don't boil the ocean on this one"
2026-08-27 01:39:15
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kearne87
Rad :
Corporate is always about not making a decision now and taking action. Always about next meeting.
2026-08-27 12:08:12
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ivanr9211
ivanr9211 :
I am aligned with him on this, the downstream risk needs to be considered
2026-09-02 02:04:42
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iccengi
Iccengi :
You’ve got old man voice down pretty good 😂
2026-09-01 00:46:02
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oktod30
OkTod :
Do it for the shareholders.
2026-09-22 03:55:07
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lora.c1
Lora.C :
Boil the ocean!
2026-09-14 22:14:33
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bethguess99
Beth Guess :
Give me 30 minutes back. 😂😂🤣
2026-08-26 17:00:09
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user5368142272181
Daisy :
"down stream" 😆
2026-08-26 09:28:50
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