@wtfaleisa:

Roosa 🌹 :

One job I DIDNT apply

The_Angry_Celt :

They took Tim Curry too.

Wyatt Blattel :

me after hearing about Dolly Parton 🥲

Tai :

I did not enlist in this war called. I'm TIRED

Belle Reinette :

First Hayden Panettiere😭 & then DOLLY PARTON!! & NOW TIM FREAKING CURRY!!!!!!! I can’t take much more of this! I’m still not over Betty White for crying out loud!!

Maryanakin :

Listen…I got soul, but I’m not a soldier.

Momfiosa :

How do I conscientiously object?

◯ ‸ ◯ Modern-Mavis ◯ ‸ ◯ :

Me finding out about dolly via call with my mom on the way home only to get home and check the mail to FIND OUT I HAVE JURY DUTY

🐦‍⬛✨Kenziroo🐦‍⬛✨ :

Yeah I don’t remember enlisting unless that’s what happens when you get babtized lmao

Mara (Polly Pocket Ver.) :

Dawg, I turned nineteen, yippie, hooray!! 16 days later my dog died. Dolly Parton died 8 days later and Tim Curry died today. I’m not strong y’all.

Jessica’s Kid :

Now imagine saying that to a 12 year old crying at her mother’s funeral ….. true story

Nobody2Know :

Literally the only job I haven’t applied for 😭😭

Amanda :

Same girl

Horrorwh0re :

Sonia Lip sings :

lol

maedexterauthor :

Yeah same. I did not sign up for any of this.

Kiza rose :

Real

JacquelineWIPs :

I don’t even go to this school anymore so I’m safe

KA1JU :

2026 needs to end early. Get me out of this GODDAMN YEAR

Shuga :

Drafted at 4 years old, damn lol

_surfjawa_ :

I WAS EIGHT THE ONLY THING I SHOULD HAVE BEEN GETTING STRONGER WAS MY FUCKING BONES!!!

Liz B :

I’ve had so much “character development” I should have my own show. NO MORE, PLEASE!!!

Chloee Clover :

Like fr im disabled i thought we were immune to that shitttttt 😂🤪

Pixie Small :

Right?

willow.af.austin :

Excuse me- I applied to be one of those little comfort doggies…not the fcking cavalry