@taylormakesvideos: the funniest people are on this app i swear 💀😂

Porcelain Doll :

I once used "twat waffle" in a story without realizing it wasn't a common insult and accidentally took out my barista.

Hanging In :

My mother always told me I "have a face for radio"

kattrust2422 :

I’ve always loved “you look like you know the different brands of windows by taste”

rebelbelle.93 :

My dad is the one who told me I was a waste of a condom… 😂😂😭

Goofyestgoofygoober :

I get told that I’m so skinny that if a mosquito tried to drink my blood, it would hit the bone😭

seamus :

Calling someone a tea towel is the worst thing for British people😔

eeeeeeeeeeeeee :

I call ppl my crazy stupid inside jokes such as "highlighter tampon" and "bead wearing turkey"

tati❤️ :

my favorite is...You are as useful as Congress 🤣🤣🤣

Jessica Phifer :

I don’t think I meet the high requirement to ride your emotional roller coaster.

515❤️‍🔥 :

I’m definitely gonna use “ unskippable ad”

Emily Merryman :

Is it just me that tried to click it

Kathryn :

I’ve called someone an unfrosted poptart.

Selkie 🪼🐚 :

referencing one, “you absolute” muppet in any english accent is my favourite ever

Lia ’Ānela :

“You should of been swallowed” is one I’ve heard someone say before 😂

Jennifer72 :

My brother would say “does your face hurt” “no why”. “Because its killing me”

♡Galax/Raya♡ :

my favourite is "Incompetent microchip"

Błäčķbẽřřý 🌴🚔🥔 :

So early

Lady_Gaga_Fan_edit_page :

I would tell someone as an insult that "you're enough... you're just enough, I don't need more of you"

Myrthe🩷 :

People are so creative 🤣😂

Kitcat284 :

My dad says “I don’t have the time or crayon to explain this to you.”

lexi375_ :

Benjamin Anderso3873 :

"All quiet on the frontal lobe" is a gem and ill be stealing that, thanks

~Riv 🇨🇦 (they/them) :

Hi I feel dumb can someone explain the “my favourite colour is yellow” one pls?