@aeyirex: why does her e do that #fyp #GenshinImpact #HoYoCREATORS #viral #xyzbca

🦊🥍 Gremlin ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁 :

Be glad you have her, i lost to another icy bitch

◦ ✦‧͙ ༊*· ─ celestee :

WHAT THE FUCK

ƘNzØ :

i FUCKING hate you

Extreme_Power :

i hope your pillow is always warm

I truly hope your day is memorable. In fact, I sincerely hope that tonight, when you crawl into bed completely exhausted, both sides of your pillow are as warm as the pavement under the summer sun.May your sleeves slowly slide down and get soaked every single time you wash your hands or do the dishes. I hope your shoelaces untie themselves only when your hands are full of heavy grocery bags. May your socks slip off inside your shoes, bunching up right under your heel with every single step you take today.I wish upon you the eternal limbo of a pending sneeze. May you suffer that annoying tickle in your nose that forces you to stare into the light with your mouth open, only for it to vanish a second later, leaving you empty and unsatisfied. I hope that every single cookie you bite into, thinking it is filled with delicious chocolate chips, turns out to be oatmeal raisin. May automatic doors completely ignore your existence, forcing you to do an awkward dance just to get them to open. May your Wi-Fi drop to zero bars for one single second, but only when you click "submit" on an important payment. Finally, I hope you have to flip every USB plug three times before it fits into the slot: first side, second side, and back to the first side which was actually correct all along. Warmly, but not too warmly.