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As a (mostly) straight man and a veteran, being in the army is easily the gayest thing I've done in my life.
2026-08-27 19:08:54
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🌟𝕭𝖊𝖆𝖗𝖉𝖊𝖉 𝕽𝖎𝖈𝖆𝖓 :
Believe it or not, I went to military school and I was a closeted gay. And boyyyyyy I was in heaven. The best 4 years of my life lol
2026-08-27 16:35:38
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ElioSees :
Wait a minute… he’s onto something.
2026-08-27 22:40:48
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KN1OW :
I went to boot camp... soon much penis... I remember a Hawaiian we called MoonBeam...
2026-08-28 02:05:49
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timbeebo1 :
I didnt go to military school but I did join the military and let me tell you. boot camp was not quite as awful for me as it was for everyone else
2026-08-27 21:29:00
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Ricky Rich :
there's plenty of those already, they're Republicans
2026-08-27 19:15:57
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GeorgeOdem :
I thought my fyp was betraying me for a minute there! 😂
2026-08-28 02:36:07
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(っ◔◡◔)っ 𝒦𝒾𝒦𝒾 ⊂(◔◡◔⊂) :
Thought my fyp was betraying me
2026-08-28 05:17:13
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alarics_heart :
i was 17 graduated early from highschool was in boot camp and had 2 boyfriends.
2026-08-28 21:07:19
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Oh Well. Not my problem. :
His delivery is flawless 😂😂😂
2026-08-27 15:00:57
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yaoiboy1 :
Not gonna lie I was gonna give you hate until you said that and then i was like maybe I should have got my parents to send me to military school
2026-08-31 03:55:57
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Χουάι :
Nah it’s more of the marines
2026-08-31 11:48:26
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Rodders :
My dad wanted to send me when I came out and my mom fought against it as she was the money in the family and made the rules. As I’ve gotten older I so wish that woulda happened. I woulda had so much fun in the navy 😭
2026-08-30 22:04:35
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Blocked turned into well damn
2026-08-31 04:11:47
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Experiment Delta :
I was mad... Then I wasn't 🤔
2026-08-29 04:38:02
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FurianRage :
Now this is great parenting. Always support your babies.
2026-08-27 21:11:08
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Chris :
Nah you gotta send him to the naval academy, he’ll be right at home
2026-08-28 14:36:30
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Josh Hester :
I went to a military college. I could wish I was gay, it would have made the experience so much better.
2026-08-28 02:33:05
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JaiSin :
I was a navy seabee and our field showers had no curtains on them and all it did was make everyone except 1 guy feel inferior lol I remember someone yelling "gd damnit turn around I don't need anymore self esteem issues" 🤣
2026-08-27 23:55:19
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Herrera2018 :
Not at all where I thought that was gonna go😂
2026-08-27 18:49:57
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miketeno :
best dad ever
2026-08-27 14:02:58
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The Common Tater :
I'm straight, and that is line is a banger 🤣🤣🤣
2026-08-27 23:18:03
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