devstratis :
Two things that made it work: name the characters AND pin them to left/right on every single line, otherwise the model swaps who says what. And PandaOS is real, that's my actual setup.
Full Prompt
"Warm classic sitcom look, flat key light, static medium two-shot, the cluttered
Big Bang Theory apartment living room with the brown couch and bookshelves. Two
men sit side by side on the couch, each in front of an open laptop on the coffee
table, both screens facing away from camera.
On the LEFT sits Leonard Hofstadter, dark curly hair, thick black glasses,
hoodie, hunched forward with his hands off the keyboard, jaw tight, tense
higher-pitched frustrated voice. On the RIGHT sits Sheldon Cooper in his spot,
rigid and upright, typing steadily, wearing his signature superhero t-shirt over
a long sleeved shirt, precise nasal unhurried completely flat voice.
Leonard, on the left, shoves his laptop back and says, frustrated: "I hit the
Claude limit again."
Sheldon, on the right, does not stop typing and does not look over. He says,
flatly: "You still only have one subscription?"
Leonard, on the left, turns his head slowly toward him and says, defensive: "How
else would it work?"
Sheldon, on the right, stops typing, turns his head toward Leonard for exactly
one second, and recites: "Claude, Codex, OpenCode, two local models, all in
PandaOS. At ninety-seven percent it fails over to the next one in the chain."
Beat. Sheldon turns back to his screen and resumes typing, then adds:
"Configurable, obviously."
Camera slow push in on Leonard's face. He stares at Sheldon. Pushes up his
glasses. Looks down and closes his laptop. Hard cut.
STYLE: Steady camera throughout with a slow deliberate push in on the final
reaction. Sheldon delivers every line completely straight, zero humor intended,
reciting a configuration he considers self-evident. Leonard carries the comedy
through reaction only. Sheldon never looks at Leonard for more than one second
and never stops typing except to speak. Only one person speaks at a time. The
final "Configurable, obviously" lands after a distinct pause, that gap is where
the laugh lives. Hold on Leonard's face for a full second.
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