@twohottakes: This person is in LOVE with SpongeBob… Who is your cartoon crush? #twohottakes #reddit #spongebob #hearmeout

Madds :

Squidward when he finds out his anonymous Reddit story gets read on a podcast

Violet’s Free Wigs for Dolls :

I was hot for Aladdin

Kenzie Gaus :

wonderst0ck :

“Sexually attracted to spongebob” is something i thought i would never hear

Rachel 🦔 :

sexuality: 🧽

Sheriff Lasso ☆ (COMMS OPEN) :

He’s gonna be so disappointed to find out SpongeBob is asexual 😔

like_thewater :

the "multiple holes" comment FRIED ME 💀

Carrianne :

I feel the exact opposite of SpongeBob. I despise him. It's not just one thing, it's all of the things.

Jonsonly :

I swear nothing shocks me anymore

Vegas 🛸 :

is this posted by ice spice

ʚɞ :

he’d love yumeshipping

Southern Hippie :

SpongeBob was originally created as an adult cartoon for adult swim. He and Patrick were lovers. That version quickly turned into a more dumb down, sexualized version for kids.

raym5694 :

On a real note talking to a therapist would help with the shame and explore why they’re attracted to them. Like maybe they always wanted a friendly positive person they haven’t found in life? Idk, sounds like it’s affecting their life.

Adriana :

Toby🏳️‍⚧️✝️ :

This is wild to hear as a SpongeBob fan. I think it helps with squidy being my pfp

🍂Robin_V_Medue🍂 :

poor thing

Colin<3 :

MONET?

Kimberly Anne :

Pauline Lucero :

remember the guy with the fantasy girlfriend who was a cockroach alien?

katie.14159 :

no way this is real 🤣

Ale :

Umm…

Aldo 🧍🏻‍♂️ :

EARLY

Kait :

Earlllyyyyy