@gift_code: 2013 BMW F800 GS | 42,160 km | R79,000 MEET WALTER. Walter says he’s retired. We asked what he did before retirement. Walter looked at us. We decided that was enough background information. He doesn’t like crowds, unnecessary questions, or people standing behind him. He always parks facing the exit. The crash bars aren’t accessories — they’re experience. The extended screen isn’t for comfort — Walter calls it “cover.” And the spotlights? Apparently, they’re there so the other guy knows he’s been found. Then there’s the BMW top box. We asked what was inside. Walter said, “Socks.” Fair enough. We asked why the socks needed a locked BMW top box. Walter stopped blinking. We stopped asking. For legal reasons, the noise coming from inside was probably a socket set. Probably. Walter isn’t new. He has marks, scratches and history. We could polish some of it away, but Walter doesn’t believe in tampering with evidence. He was serviced in 2025 and before his next assignment, the sprocket and chain will be done, together with an oil change. Because while Walter’s coping mechanisms remain questionable, his maintenance schedule is taken very seriously. ✅ Crash Bars • Extended Screen • Bashplate • Light Cover • Spots • BMW Top Box • 1 Key & Manual 📍 Cape Town 📲 WhatsApp: +27 72 907 8127 Not new. Not pretty. Just been places. WALTER. MISSION: GO ANYWHERE. QUESTIONS: DISCOURAGED. #BMWF800GS #BMWMotorrad #AdventureBike #MotorcyclesForSale #OneOpenRoad

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