@theonion: Jock Scientists Identify Gay Gene In Fellow Researcher Carl

Josh :

do y'all think any boomers see this and think it's real? 😂

772NinjaSloth :

Poor Carl

Alkasel Tzer :

I never see the username before the hook 😭😭

woolyjoe92 :

*Carl right now;

octavianaugustus3_twitch :

the ad lib from his assistant

Kdawg749 :

lol carl in the back got me dead 😂

Matthew Connelly :

Secret code for republicans

Mr. Jackson Says :

Amazing! What will science teach us tomorrow?

SpicyYogurtBananna :

Where did they find the gene?🤣

Mr_black01 :

Doctor 😂 the Onion is at it again.

Eclair (🍋😈) :

Wheres the lesbian gene

iKnight87🇦🇺🦘 :

Poor Carl 😭😭😭

Alex :

an incredible win for science huge props to everyone involved😌😌❤️❤️

Leon Reed :

So it's scientific? 🤣🤣🤣

Yanni :

say whhaaat

nicoliguy :

ranterist :

Lost the plot with the coda.

Toby Matthews 🇸🇪🇫🇮🇧🇻 :

highmoves :

Carl is

lunathezombiehatingbackupup :

Mikumi :

"It's in his butt" 🗣️🗣️

Simply brainwashed🌍🍝 :

"it's in his butt"

Based_Potato :

It’s in his butt 😭

mr.mello69 :

its in his butt

Bradward (Brad) Boimler :

What--what in his butt! 😳😳😳😂