Rule #1 Get da f**k outta EEEEE. Rule #2: I’m Walkin’ EEEEE! Rule #3: Honk your horn for absolutely no reason.
2026-08-28 23:00:52
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kaczmi :
you da real new york unc
2026-08-28 18:28:06
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Estrella :
rule 1: act dutch
2026-08-28 22:59:00
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nunyabizness :
U forgot rule #4. Act like an asshole 24hr/7 days a week
2026-08-29 00:00:22
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jono :
Rule 4, be arrogant and loud
2026-08-30 09:11:45
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bballheat102 :
Rule 3 is crimes waiting to happen lmao
2026-08-30 19:11:56
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BillyBobHo :
An opinion on everything is a perspective on nothing
2026-08-29 08:21:19
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the pigéon🇦🇲☦️ :
Can I apply this in Boston
2026-08-28 18:59:49
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mranthonytheo :
You can’t be serious with “Rule 2” 😂
2026-08-29 16:54:52
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give.julius :
Rules for people who never stepped foot in a metropolis-city: 1. Keep up a moderately fast walking pace. 2. Be situationally aware, don’t stop to take a photo in an inappropriate pedestrian space. 3. Respect people’s time. 4. Be prepared compete for resources (again, iykyk)
2026-08-30 18:16:36
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brodythiele :
you know what hell yeah
2026-08-29 17:24:21
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thisisforthemillennials :
making notes from England knowing full well I'll never be going to New York 📝📝
2026-08-28 18:24:26
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DeclanC2303 :
Self invite no thanks
2026-08-29 08:48:43
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Pete J :
Rule #1: Gatekeep EVERYTHING
2026-08-28 19:27:27
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QuietPoopy :
self invite is the #1 to make people hate you. if you are not invited or they didnt talk about plans WITH YOU THERE when they started talking about it. don't go.
2026-08-29 10:17:59
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Andy_giulio :
first
2026-08-28 18:05:23
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realmusictom :
The last one is so true, I’m 20 and I did my exchange year in new york, I entered literally everywhere just because I was confident enough.
2026-08-28 18:42:44
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User0103056789 :
about 5% of new York is still new york
2026-08-29 05:38:45
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Dadi :
He’s from new jersey
2026-08-29 01:22:37
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kennethhrndz :
Naww gang
2026-08-29 05:03:59
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mikemathematica :
“Confidence isn’t a place, it’s a pace”. A book in a sentence.
2026-08-28 23:52:51
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ross streetly ᛑᛗᛛ :
rule 2 sounds like it could get you into trouble tho. don't follow that one
2026-08-30 15:27:39
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TIM :
I WANNA MOVE TO NEW YORK SO BAD - someone help me out pls haha
2026-08-29 16:47:04
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