ive gotten hit by a truck. twice. different trucks, different times
I called myself a deer in the headlights
also a speed bump
my fave was when a coworker called me the "friendly neighborhood truck stop"
all top tier jokes, imo
2026-08-30 00:46:21
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Connor :
shout out to my parents, who for christmas the year i ended up in a psych book, got me a book called "Reasons to Stay Alive". i've genuinely never laughed harder 😭
2026-08-30 04:42:56
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dwreckzag :
I remember my accident. I kept looking at the car, wondering why it kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
2026-08-29 20:58:53
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Harmony 💋 :
Your moms a G
2026-08-30 04:33:07
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demi :) :
This is the shirt my mom was wearing the day my grandmother passed
2026-08-29 15:03:14
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Eric Winn-Rinas :
I love that she picked a high vis colour so you won’t get hit again
2026-08-30 01:45:58
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Black Rose :
I also need this shirt, got hit by a truck 🤣
2026-08-30 04:50:04
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Addie Ventress :
slayed
2026-08-30 04:59:53
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. :
my mom sent me this while my dad and i weren’t talking bc my parents were divorcing
2026-08-29 21:39:23
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F B :
my sister got attacked by a hawk and our aunt got her a shirt that says "its hawkward"
2026-08-29 04:42:24
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Ale🤘🏼 :
Your mom is soooooooooo funny I’m sorry 😂😂😂😂
2026-08-30 04:34:38
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Tera Gaines :
I like her.😂
2026-08-29 04:20:05
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ThatHartMama :
My niece made me a card when I got rear-ended that said ‘I hope you’re on the road to a speedy recovery’ and a hand drawn image of me crying in my van. 😂
2026-08-30 01:33:11
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Mar_rrieee :
LMAOOOOO
2026-08-29 16:11:21
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RickMarshall :
Sounds like a cool mom is she single
2026-08-29 01:22:11
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alaina :
yeah…
2026-08-29 13:45:51
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kimalimalim :
my sister has also been hit by a car I know what I'm getting her for Christmas
2026-08-29 06:09:21
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rowdy6.6 :
the one my friends dad got me after my motorcycle accident
2026-08-29 13:20:26
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Mak :
I sliced my hand pretty bad while cutting a watermelon a couple years ago… all my birthday presents that year were watermelon themed
2026-08-29 14:09:24
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celestia :
My mom got hit by a car and a cop gave her a jaywalking ticket in the ambulance 😭 time and place aren’t for everyone 😂
2026-08-29 22:44:12
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ThoughtsAndPrayers2028 :
My dad got a DUI and my mom decided it would be funny to give him a shirt that reads “Designated Driver” 😅😂
2026-08-29 12:09:30
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