@iamlorenp: After releasing a graphic objectively ranking himself as a better president than George Washington and Abraham Lincoln, Donald Trump has moved on to his next adversary: a large body of water. Trump just signed an executive order demanding that Americans call something ‘America’ now. ⚠️Warning: Stephen Miller is on the loose, he’s breached containment. Follow @iamlorenp or risk 10 years of him molting in a dark space beneath your sink 👀🦇 #lakeamerica