Hero party tries Dwarven coffee they blink and suddenly they’re in the BBEG’s castle and he’s 💀 and they have no idea what happened
2026-08-29 03:53:43
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Jaxon :
So if you want to launch a halfling into orbit...
2026-08-30 01:10:02
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HeavySun :
Oh I just thought it was just dwarves being tolerant to natural posin gas in caves
2026-08-29 00:01:50
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Soloki :
Making Dwarves drink hemlock tea now
2026-08-30 00:27:44
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Zachary Ramsay :
Dwarf coffee as 2,000 mg of caffeine per 8 oz
2026-08-29 01:46:07
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Wulf Denneth :
turkish coffee
2026-08-29 16:01:27
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garden goblin 2 :
here's a thought, how do dwarves spice their food?
2026-08-30 00:26:32
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Yumiiko :
there 2 creature who can safery drink dwarf coffee
its Dwarf themself and College Student
2026-08-29 07:18:56
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Vincent Wills :
Just to add to that, jalapeños are technically poisonous. which means that Dwarven food would be very flavorful and slightly poisonous to anyone who isn't a dwarf.
2026-08-29 00:48:24
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Bennett :
Plot twist, it’s also the SMOOTHEST most aromatic and enticing coffee as well, so people have died unaware the delicious beverage was their downfall.
2026-08-29 04:55:22
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Jackalope adventures :
Dwarven hot sauce 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
2026-08-29 01:22:57
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BadassTrucker :
I will ask you what I asked my dm . Where they getting the trees from ?
2026-08-29 01:16:25
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TomasCz3ch :
yeah and what about the cooking
party eating the food at the tavern after finishing the quest
dwarf: poors entire flask of basilisk venom in to his soop ... "ahh... just like mama used to cook... enyonyone wanna sip?"
(ps i dont play D&D sorry for the inacuresy, not even sure if basilisk are venomose in D&D, it was just first fantasy creature that came to mind)
2026-08-29 15:31:28
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RoacheFettercap :
dwarven cuisine in my mind is mildly poisonous and toxic to all races wothout similar resistances due to the high amount of mineral and acid content they have to consume
2026-08-29 00:47:16
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Amanda :
I imagine that dwarven teas are similarly dangerous because they use poisonous flowers to give them extra flavor
2026-08-29 12:53:13
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my vilen ideas :
druids are immune to poison so maybe it's just because they are closer to the earth
2026-08-29 00:27:10
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NO MORE :
taxonomically, stimulants aren't poisonous and wouldn't fall under the stated protections.
2026-08-29 14:19:50
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DemoEspeon :
Dwarven coffee would put Cuban coffee to shame
2026-08-29 22:30:52
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user8023309739261 :
dwarves are too calm to be drinking coffee
2026-08-29 02:55:12
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Trickster Deity :
d...dwa...dwarven cocaine
2026-08-29 08:28:32
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Rhogart :
Dwarves laugh at 'coffee', it's akin to bitter water to them.
2026-08-29 15:51:44
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onlya40 :
Beans are an elf food. Would a dwarf drink bean water?
2026-08-29 09:59:02
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Crypticarchivist :
Not even just food, poisonous gasses too, imagine the kind of gas pockets they must stumble upon when mining! About a solid third of “cursed Dwarven ruins” must only be deadly because they’re full of subterranean gasses the Dwarves didn’t even notice, but any other race walks in there and gets a breath full of something from the periodic table that shouldn’t be inside their lungs.
2026-08-29 17:40:05
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matth_spark :
Contrary, Elves would be able to handle it, well older elves like thousand+ elves
2026-08-29 02:36:14
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