@johnstone.gregory: So we're ok with things changing their identity now? #latestnews #2026update

Kerri Reynolds 🆘️ 🇺🇸 🌻🇺🇦 :

Mapquest is letting you name the lake on their website.

Jane Doe :

Canada has so many stupid names for lakes [one is literally named "stupid"] & they don't care. So for them to have an issue with one being renamed after America is testament to them seeing us for the shitshow we [definitely] are currently.. Gulf of Mexico. Lake Ontario. Period.

Bailey :

Khristal Monroe :

The irony is that you are supposed to be satirical news. 🤣🤣🤣

mid.life.mess :

Mars a lago. Omg he’d 100% do this.

megfromKs🏳️‍🌈 :

“I lies all the time.” 😆😆😆

coughslikeahorse🇨🇦 :

We're renaming the Untied States as Canada's Underpantsland!

my dark moon princess🐦‍⬛🖤☂️ :

POV I feel like I'm high because what is going on in America

Matt🤘 :

Dolly, Tim Curry, and Peter Cullen. I’ll be listening to Dolly’s music, the Time Warp, and the touch for like a week

☆ᗑک𝚃Ꮢع☆ :

Hi, a European here. I haven't been keeping up with the telenovela that is the USA and I honestly thought it has calmed down a little. Is all of what he's saying accurate? Please tell me most of those are jokes. Tariffs on hockey sticks? Trans American flight? Marsalago? There ain't no way it's true.

TheColonel :

I hate how true this is

Mochi :

Do you remember in the movie the lion king. When Scar promised the hyenas free rein on the pride land and that life was going to be so much better for everyone if they helped him get into power and that lead to rampant and out of control consumption. And all of the animals including the hyenas were starving by the end of his reign.

Lisa 🇨🇦 :

its been 21 years and we still call it the skydome and not the Roger's center for where the blue jays play. we dont care what you call it

duckdbg :

The irony of having to distract from the distraction that was the distraction from the Epstein files.

Kyber🇨🇦 :

"I lies all the time" thats gold Gregory, gold

Author Amanda Penn 📚💙 :

Why is he trying to take over other places when he didn't know Puerto Rico is part of the U.S.?

Tisha Richarson :

the really funny/sad thing is that 1. he think our country's name is America and 2. he thinks America doesnt apply to Canada. SMH.

Isutan 🇨🇦 :

There's a 0.0% chance of canada becoming part of the US...

ItsMackenzie :

“I lies all the time” 😂😏😅

bustrippingchris :

how are US ships going to navigate the great lakes? unless they're going to do a nose dive over the falls, they need to sail through the Wealland Canal in Canada and Lake Ontario

Common sense🇨🇦 :

I would still love to see those Epstein files. I’m just gonna point that out, but Trump is successfully distracting everyone.

Sakura Basu :

Tell me that’s not an AI image of “Canada” at the start, dude, come the fuck on. I trusted you

James :

RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES

GG05⚛️.wav :

How many suits does this guy own

Maple and Midwest :

55% of the bald eagle population lives in Canada so I think Canada needs to officially rename them. The Canadian bald eagle.