@taylormakesvideos: these are GOLD 😂🤣

Matt 🍓 :

If this was things said to a wife you'd all be telling her to leave his ass.

Kirsty :

My 11 year old daughter said to her dad “at this rate you’re going to get your period before me” 😂😍 proud mom.

puddle_duck001 :

if he asks me something I've already answered, I shout 'OBJECTION YOUR HONOUR, ASKED & ANSWERED' followed by - OBJECTION SUSTAINED, MOVE ON COUNCIL. And then I walk off and refuse to answer 🤣

🖤🎀🖤 :

julierfl :

Not married, but Gloria from Modern Family once said “You’re so funny! I’m gonna share that one with my next husband while we’re spending all your money” and I can’t wait to use it someday

Raven Rose :

D… Do heterosexual couples actually like each other!? 😰

Megan Abram535 :

I told mine the other day “wow! That’s a big word for Elmo”

JustJenny :

Once in an argument, my ex-husband said, just because you're smarter than me, doesn't mean I'm stupider than you, and I responded, yes, it does.

violet_bard 🇦🇺 :

Every time he says "I've been thinking... " I respond with "Always a dangerous pastime"

Stacey :

My 9yo daughter said to her stepdad: “keep it up and she’ll get rid of you like she did my Dad”

✨Sara (Taylor’s Version) ✨ :

“I don’t need you to do YOUR best, I need you to do MY best” might be the best thing I’ve ever heard.

Holly Popshhhhh! :

Am I married: nope Will I ever marry: nope Am i taking notes: absolutely

Mary Cardona :

my daughter at 4 told my husband to be quiet you limp noodle 24 years later if he pisses me off I call him a limp noodle 😂😂

spiritinfire :

Having a teenage daughter is so gratifying. I don’t have to say anything. Just sit back and smile

Equipo Huarachetips :

STOP! I CANNOT MEMORIZE ALL OF THEM

Brooke Todd :

I always ask him if he’s on his man-period 😂

user6561271339281 :

I repeat what he says back in a whiny toddler voice. He will leave the room 🤣

desirespinnyd :

if he starts getting heated, I look over my shoulder and say "who are you mad at right now? your ex isnt here."

sam :

my ex: ive been thinking.... me interrupting him before he continues: does it hurt? do you need to sit down? being bitches to each other is our love language 😂

breeonweed :

Its my pleasure to torture my husband like this now that were getting divorced. He thinks we’re buddy buddies and ive decided to just fuck with him. I lie all the time now because he believes it. (He’s a compulsive liar). 😂

Jimmy Fats⚡️ :

You know, the expectation was the ground, but I see you brought a shovel

Collegeconfusion :

imma send this to bf and tell him that I can be a lot worse 😂😂

Cheryl_Renee :

I just say “wow those are some big boy emotions”- it’s something our sons pre k teacher said once. 😂 Or I just start clapping mid argument. When he stops and asks what the hell im doing I just say oh I thought you were looking for validation

APPALACHIAN1776 :

My husband said he didnt like my attitude. I told him he has had custody of me since I was 19, he should've done a better job. Im 57. Hes 77