It’s not me ok. I don’t sell cars, do house visits, tarot, psychic readings, store openings, Discount flights, and late night calls. Well, not yet anyway. 😂😂😂
2026-08-29 21:59:39
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EGarnet :
Who needs you, Luke? Elon and I are running away together to live in Tahiti next week. First I have to send him some gift cards and then we'll be all set.
2026-08-30 13:51:59
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Oldmanshoutingatclouds :
I genuinely can’t believe anyone would think you would DM them, you’re far too grumpy. 😂
2026-08-29 22:10:51
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gj.lucas :
but you promised you'd paint my front room if I sent you money...
2026-08-29 22:11:24
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Gemma Kelly :
I can’t believe this is how I find out we’re not getting married 😧
2026-08-30 11:21:27
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Tonilee :
I don’t reply as i am now in a relationship with Elon Musk🤣
2026-08-30 07:35:06
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Laura :
I enjoy the captions turned lukey into Loki 😂
2026-08-29 22:02:24
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Susan Corbin :
wait a minute!. i thought u said u were on ur way?. well dammit!,i had a whole night planned.😳
2026-08-29 22:28:59
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💙Sharron434 :
Kids should be off limit. Full stop!
2026-08-30 02:06:55
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Kris :
What do you mean...I just booked you to take my mother out for a date😳
2026-08-31 14:09:53
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Patsie :
Oh Luke. I’m an older 67 woman. I’ve had all the USA surgeons airline piloted and keanu reeves. Wanted to get to know me. I just say how lovely. Have you got any money as I have non. I don’t hear from them again. But please we aren’t all desperate/ and stupid
2026-08-29 22:14:24
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crystalbernick :
So Walker Hayes and Garth Brookes aren’t really going to deposit 650,000 in my account ??? Oh my what happens if I already spent a lot of the money ?!? 🤣🤣🤪🤪😜😜😜🤣🤣🤣
2026-08-30 02:03:18
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Katy W :
I would love to see you try and do a psychic reading 😂
2026-08-30 12:46:05
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Lindsey🫶 :
Made a comment on Teddy Swims page when I had been to his concert. I've since had about 50 Teddy swims impersonators follow me and message me. It's beyond bonkers
2026-08-30 08:48:24
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Dorothy Zbornak 🏳️🌈🇨🇭 :
I'm not sure how many requests I have from "you".
2026-08-29 22:49:12
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Emily J (Ripley) :
i received a very flirty follow from “you”.. “HEY PRETTY”
2026-08-29 22:39:20
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Alana Horrigan :
Christ there are some loons out there 🤣🤣🤣
2026-08-30 11:03:19
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sganderson74 :
Luke, I love your rants and am so sorry about these awful scammers. BTW I’m 73 and suspicious as hell! 😁
2026-08-29 22:42:35
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Vickie74 :
Hang on a minute, so you’re saying that score I sent you to go Tesco for me was wasted money ?? But you said you loved me !!
2026-08-29 22:28:41
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nurseanne9705 :
Wait we aren’t getting married now???
2026-08-30 04:51:10
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Christine Renwick :
😂😂😂 your definitely getting more famous
2026-08-30 04:46:32
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nurseanne9705 :
Hey I’m older than u but…… ok maybe…..
2026-08-30 04:45:56
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Julia Willis :
I've had 3 Jeffery dean Morgans (negan from walking dead) saying how much they like me and would love to start a relationship 🤣🤣..why are ppl so horrible to do this, because some ppl actually believe it,hope you report the txxts!
2026-08-30 02:07:00
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Ness m :
I knew it. I knew they were scammers. Terrible. They are jealous of you
2026-08-30 02:58:04
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Shaz Crafts (Life_Is_Swell) :
they picked psychic readings as your side hustle 🤣🤣🤣
2026-08-29 23:47:58
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