@vsrsus: Bagged a goal each against Tottenham and were irritatin’ defenders all game long. Pulled up to the Lane and gave the streets another dynamic duo to feast over. Hit the Fimbu fusion celly on their headtop to show the chemistry is over 9000. These treacherous twins are a perfect match. Two sides of the same coin, so it’s only right they’ve had a cash money start to the season. Only Haaland and Cherki have more combined PL goals so far. Wissa really went from male-patterning with Mbeumo to shooting with extensions and Elanga. And he didn’t even need to go Turkey to touch top corners. Demba Ba and Papiss Cissé just clinked a couple glasses of bissap to celebrate. Even hit the Titi knee slide to show Spurs they've got a new uncle to discipline them. Alain Pardeaux just tipped his beret. Haters really thought Newcastle would be sitting ducks this season. Tell them to plate up the pondu. #PremierLeague #nufc

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