@everycorporatever: roadmap was leaking. had to bring a tarp. At least pulling my pay early with Deel doesn’t come with timeline dampness. @Deel corporate jargon, work memes, office life, meeting residue, throat clearing

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purposecamera
Joshua Conti :
Why the hell did every word make sense to me
2026-08-31 20:09:47
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bwebb62
bwebb62 :
Kept waiting for BOIL THE OCEANS. 😅. Sad I understand these.
2026-08-30 18:20:47
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ctib_
ctib :
“Alignment mist”?? 📝 noting that sentence for my next meeting 😂😂
2026-08-30 22:19:52
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nailzbasics
NAILZbasics :
Aight stop, that GENUINELY had to be just gibberish, no way that's actually "corporate jargon" 😭💀
2026-09-01 19:00:27
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renato.fenrir
Renato Fenrir :
American corporate poetry 🤣
2026-09-01 21:21:48
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gijoe2025i
GiJoe2025i :
We need a bingo grid 😎😎😎
2026-08-30 17:44:06
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luckxtwice
Luck :
My go to is “Nope”. I’m a VP now so, something’s working.
2026-08-30 22:42:56
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anywerds
anywerds :
next meeting they are all using the same shit
2026-09-01 18:03:06
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tudorcrisan306
tudorcrisan306 :
Do one for electrical engineering
2026-08-31 18:11:09
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a7ab05
ATABoS 🥓 :
Once you translate it from Corporate to English, all he is saying is: "Everyone's asking for too much without enough resources, the asks do not make sense, we're all just doing too much and it's not necessary." Quite baller to say that.
2026-08-31 21:13:17
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stevedvd84
stevedvd84 :
my go-to is "Yeah, I think it's just about finding the balance, guys"
2026-08-30 21:45:59
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pirnijego
pirnijego :
damn.....you're a professional
2026-09-01 07:54:40
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kiko4231
kiko3241 :
meeting residue!!!
2026-09-01 19:10:33
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slicktop74
slicktop :
I wonder if anybody in these meetings sit there and be like WTF is even going on...🤣
2026-09-01 18:14:25
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lolzmel792
Melz :
I love how you're never paying attention and still able to hit them with a bunch of BS that makes sense 🤣🤣🤣
2026-09-01 08:18:25
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ka.11211
Kamal Abdi :
I tried to use some of your jargon and after the meeting I got called into HR 😂😂😂
2026-09-01 21:58:42
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david.veselenak
David Veselenak :
I plan on using “stakeholder pollen” in my next meeting
2026-08-30 23:15:56
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binxandyoda
Mrs Binxy :
You are a POET !!😂
2026-08-30 18:03:20
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ptoiblech
chrfedora :
I hate that I sort of understood this one
2026-09-01 16:40:03
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mrsfozzy24601
MrsFozzy :
Why did this make sense and outline the exact project I’m trying to deliver right now. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
2026-08-31 12:40:30
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detstudy
DETStudy :
Took notes. Using all of these on my next Google meeting
2026-08-31 03:27:12
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sagadruskii
Andrew 🪐🔭👽 :
Calendar bruising 😂
2026-08-31 02:37:22
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snailkiller
Laia :
"exact clarity the team needed" 😂😂😂😂
2026-08-31 12:19:25
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vitalhustler
Vitalhustler :
Stop boiling the ocean!
2026-08-31 14:36:00
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