@explainedbyraccoons: Boy airport math, explained by raccoon #fyp #foryou

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idiyormom
FreakenStein :
Boy raccoon never miss flight. Girl raccoon miss flight, yell at gate agent.
2026-08-30 20:37:24
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lilyofthedew
LilyDewDrop :
This is the correct method.
2026-08-30 18:18:26
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jamietoc
Joc :
TSA might be 10mins might be 2hours boy math adding mistrust of TSA competency into time math. Boy math not paying for missed flight.
2026-08-30 18:57:49
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adubsaz
AlexWaxman :
2 hours to drink beer while waiting for my 3 hour flight.
2026-08-30 18:15:40
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andydoyle3
Andy Doyle :
Only 2 hours 10? Cutting it close
2026-08-30 19:26:13
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legallyread
Shay | JD :
hate being both boy and girl racoon at airport
2026-08-30 18:08:56
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elgatolumpo
El Gato Lumpo :
girl raccoon MUST go to bathroom as soon as boarding group before hers is called
2026-08-30 19:49:41
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createanickname94
createanickname :
The boy raccoon is following all airport procedures correctly. He deserves a cookie.
2026-08-30 21:06:23
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gooningtrashpanda
CaffeinatedRaccoon :
Girl airport math: Complain about getting there 2hrs early, gets coffee, gets distracted and spends too much at overpriced airport shops, runs to gate during final-call, almost misses flight, not sure why boy raccoon is mad at her.
2026-08-30 19:09:18
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zhenka501
женька :
Nobody gets through TSA in 10 minutes.
2026-08-31 01:54:51
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spenceronstot
Spencer 🪳 :
Anyone who flies through DFW knows obsessively checking the app to make sure the gate didnt change is completely valid though. Been burned by that before.
2026-08-30 20:25:13
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dig_dank_dug
Dig_Dank_Dug :
And “boy raccoon” won’t be one of the ones screaming at attendees when they miss their flight 🤷‍♂️
2026-08-31 07:58:01
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johnk4181
Johnk :
This is so far from the truth. Boy raccoon gets through security in 10 mins. Boy raccon looks at screen to see when his gate number will be announced. Boy raccoon finds bar that does breakfast as well with windows over looking the runways. Boy raccoon then spends next 2 hrs eating breakfast, drinking and watching the planes land and take off while looking on flight radar 24 to see where they're going and coming from. Boy Raccoon looks at the relevant time to see what gate he needs
2026-08-31 08:05:40
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girlymom04
Steph 🇺🇸 :
I guess I’m a boy raccoon now. 😂
2026-08-30 18:46:41
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lachlans2nd
lachlan :
No, boy raccoon has flight at 10, he arrives 2 hours early to drop off bags, get past security. Then boy raccoon will obtain a seat at the local airport pub
2026-08-31 07:07:17
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danktown1
hatrickstar1 :
you missed the part where boy racoon finds bar closest to the gate and drinks 6 beers.
2026-08-31 02:09:16
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chatterboxkim
chatterboxkim :
Omg I thought it was just my specific boy raccoon who did that
2026-08-31 07:12:27
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kirkbushman89
Terrell :
One time I was 7 hours early before boarding
2026-08-31 00:44:30
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dealiewhatsit
DealieWhatsIt :
The Aldi bag 😂😂😂
2026-08-30 18:02:29
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aitrusotter
AitrusOtter :
uuuugh, boy here. we don't go to the gate to make sure it exists, we go to the gate to see how far away it is in relation to where we're going to hang out until it's time. so we can know when it's time to stop eating or drinking or shopping and just go over to the game
2026-08-30 20:38:32
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betabubbles
Bubbles :
No. Boy Math is showing up to the airport 15 minutes before boarding. Getting through TSA in 10, taking 5 minutes to walk to the gate, and getting directly on the plane
2026-08-31 04:30:36
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mayybe_a_fitness_journey
🏋🏻‍♀️Mayra🏃🏻‍♀️ :
today I learned I am boy raccoon 😂
2026-08-30 18:08:28
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thatfunnyfoo
🦆 :
No no no boy raccoon gets beer immediately after locating gate.
2026-08-30 19:41:25
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nateniu
nateniu :
there's time in there for an $18 boy raccoon beer
2026-08-30 19:47:50
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