Love saying “5 second rule” when someone spills a drink.
2026-08-31 05:11:52
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MP2017 :
i use biblically. "do you know greg?" "biblically?"
2026-08-31 01:47:05
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Tola Tots Tattoo :
When someone sneezes more than once in a row, I say „I heard you the first time”😅
2026-08-30 20:11:20
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YouDontKnowMe239 :
Everytime something falls on the floor- we say “just put that anywhere”
2026-08-30 19:28:06
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Glizzy Gladiator :
saying "prove it" when ever some one makes a statement. "that was my favorite food as a kid" "prove it"
2026-08-31 01:51:38
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soundstheway :
a good "have you seen my" bit is asking "you want me to call it?" no matter what it is
2026-08-31 02:39:29
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Kayla 💛 :
When someone says “have you seen my keys?” I say “like ever or recently?”
2026-08-31 03:27:04
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Autumn Sunshine :
My husband is actually a chef, and saying “Yes, chef” during inappropriate situations is HILARIOUS to me and I will never stop
2026-08-30 21:53:26
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Kela™ :
Currently love doing “No pun intended” for something that has no pun at all.
2026-08-30 21:58:27
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Kassandra Lasagna :
lolll the chef one Im out here saying heard chef to my husband, so fun
2026-08-31 16:30:25
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Cow-Pi :
Patty cake just becomes an unskippable cutscene
2026-08-30 21:13:42
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Jo Hartveldt 🇨🇦🐸🎶 :
my favorite is whenever I brush hands with anyone accidentally, I say "omg the scandal!! we've fallen in love now!"
2026-08-31 16:11:45
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Ashley Nichole :
I love to say “no thanks I’m trying to quit” when offered something to drink or eat that I just don’t want. “Hey do you want a bottle of water?” “ no thanks I’m trying to quit”
2026-08-31 10:14:23
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ᴜʀꜱᴜꜱ :
*everybody* wins in pattycake
2026-08-31 16:30:23
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JustScream :
I say "bless you," when someone burps or farts. I'm 42 and have been doing this since the 7th grade.
2026-08-31 04:22:45
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dawn⭐️ :
i’m saving this and if i get married and it isn’t like this i’m putting you both in the soup
2026-08-31 16:26:07
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my name isn’t your business :
I like saying “I have that exact sentence tattooed on my lower back” when someone says something obscure or weird.
2026-08-30 22:33:48
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shan :
I say "there's a floor there" when someone trips on nothing
2026-08-31 00:59:11
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Plumber Max :
The something in your mouth one is elite and I will be stealing it
2026-08-30 23:43:56
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madi >:] 🔻 :
i LOVE saying "well. you know what they say." and then not elaborating. i have had several people be like "...what do they say 🤨"
2026-08-31 00:39:22
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chrispie3 :
When spelling a word out loud for someone, instead of saying P, as in Peter or K, as in Kevin, I'll say words where the letter is silent. Like, P, as in pterodactyl or pneumonia or K, as in knight.
2026-08-31 03:05:20
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Shelly Dawn :
Another INFURIATING response to “have you seen my keys” is “no, have you?” My sister used to do it to me and I would get soooo mad!
2026-08-31 00:51:47
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John Gwilliam :
if you have a pre agreed winner to patty cake and then do it. others will be confused how you both new who the winner is. 😄
2026-08-31 03:25:24
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