I love saying “nothing sexual” after really non sexual sentences
2026-08-31 12:24:12
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MP2017 :
i use biblically. "do you know greg?" "biblically?"
2026-08-31 01:47:05
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YouDontKnowMe239 :
Everytime something falls on the floor- we say “just put that anywhere”
2026-08-30 19:28:06
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Glizzy Gladiator :
saying "prove it" when ever some one makes a statement. "that was my favorite food as a kid" "prove it"
2026-08-31 01:51:38
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Kayla 💛 :
When someone says “have you seen my keys?” I say “like ever or recently?”
2026-08-31 03:27:04
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charlie :
You guys are funny
2026-08-30 20:03:24
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madi >:] 🔻 :
i LOVE saying "well. you know what they say." and then not elaborating. i have had several people be like "...what do they say 🤨"
2026-08-31 00:39:22
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Autumn Sunshine :
My husband is actually a chef, and saying “Yes, chef” during inappropriate situations is HILARIOUS to me and I will never stop
2026-08-30 21:53:26
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Lauren Cairns708 :
We say “no thanks I’m driving” when offered anything we want to say no to. Water? Crisps? Go to the cinema? No thanks I’m driving. Always met with confusion and it’s delicious
2026-08-30 20:52:04
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Ashley Nichole :
I love to say “no thanks I’m trying to quit” when offered something to drink or eat that I just don’t want. “Hey do you want a bottle of water?” “ no thanks I’m trying to quit”
2026-08-31 10:14:23
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Kela™ :
Currently love doing “No pun intended” for something that has no pun at all.
2026-08-30 21:58:27
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Annie :
we do yes chef too!
2026-10-29 21:15:24
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Cow-Pi :
Patty cake just becomes an unskippable cutscene
2026-08-30 21:13:42
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shan :
I say "there's a floor there" when someone trips on nothing
2026-08-31 00:59:11
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CassCass :
I love seeing couples with the same exact humor. its so cute.
2026-10-29 20:59:04
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Megan Thee Mom :
When someone asks me if I’ve ever been to “…..” I always say “oh I summer there”
2026-10-29 19:06:52
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abigail_ann :
For my entire life when me or my siblings ask where something is my dad would respond “WELLLLL last time I used it…” trail off and never finish the sentence bruh
2026-10-29 19:14:59
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loyisogroom :
Guys I'm tired, I'm going to bed now "As you should" 😂 we've now taken it outside of us and it's hilarious.
2026-10-29 19:16:31
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Misa :
my husband was in the army and whenever I see someone with an army sticker or plate on their car I go "do you know that guy?" it's never funny but I've been doing it for 15 years
2026-08-31 01:24:47
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predicting things my dad says :
I like saying “I have that exact sentence tattooed on my lower back” when someone says something obscure or weird.
2026-08-30 22:33:48
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stinkley_b_stalking :
we love “that’s what they called me in the navy”
2026-08-30 20:21:43
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soundstheway :
a good "have you seen my" bit is asking "you want me to call it?" no matter what it is
2026-08-31 02:39:29
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Aj Best :
my favorite is saying "in this economy" to things that have nothing to do with money.
"hey do you want to go to the park?"
in this economy?
2026-08-31 15:52:03
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mistykay85 :
This makes me realize how boring I am. I gotta step it up.
2026-08-31 02:10:53
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MARIELLA 🐟🐠 :
My fave is saying “have that removed immediately” if I trip on something or walk into something
2026-08-31 14:57:02
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