jordxn.simone
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Bah :
My child’s teacher told them they don’t need water and they shouldn’t bring water bottles to school. I reported her to the state.
2026-08-31 11:28:55
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The Coastal Midwest ™️ :
As a chronically ill person….but what will people offer me as an anecdotal solution for unbearable pain?
2026-08-31 04:14:24
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Ana LogLady :
You don’t need water but Google NEEDS to AI summarize every search by default 🙄
2026-08-31 12:39:12
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wimpy_porpoise :
First off, I'm drinking water like it's 3am at all hours of the day. Second, my gallon jug is a back up weapon so I do need it for hydration and safety.
2026-09-01 13:44:04
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Merchant Wu :
Remember: data centers only rely on water because it’s the cheapest way to cool them.
2026-08-31 01:34:51
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Maci the Banished 🖤❤️🇵🇸🌈 :
Idiocracy is really jumping from the movie screen into the real world, innit? 🤨🤨🤨🤨
2026-08-31 12:35:25
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Faygo :
Can someone make an app to block all AI usage on our phones already?
2026-08-31 15:44:03
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luis :
oxygen subscription next
2026-08-31 07:44:11
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Sam ✌ :
The ads that say you don't have to shower regularly, too? For sure soft launching water rationing 😭
2026-08-30 23:59:13
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Felinefury :
I am getting thirsty
2026-09-01 13:49:18
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Gracie :
Yeah drinking water wasn’t a thing when I was a kid so I just had a headache for 18 years it’s fine.
2026-08-31 01:09:07
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P. Mart :
Incoming water subscription service.
2026-08-31 23:46:04
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Selena_Matthews :
Call me crazy but if your body is 75% water, I think it’s pretty freaking important. But the Wall Street Journal is on some Crazy Sauce right now.
2026-08-31 23:29:04
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Allthebooks :
It’s was so creepy.
2026-09-01 13:20:11
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ThroughShondasEyes :
Gatorade now says “Better than water” on the bottle. I picked one up today
2026-08-31 00:40:14
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ZING ZING :
They're gonna turn water into a luxury
2026-08-31 07:36:26
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Dan Morgan :
Did the WSJ really print an article like this? Water is life. I swear I'm going to go Freman on these monsters.
2026-09-01 13:41:07
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Stacie_Draws_ :
them ppl need to be rioting
2026-09-01 13:47:50
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Katie crafting chaotically :
I drink water every time the girl at work says or does something stupid. I'm up to 120 oz a day incidentally it has not cleared up my skin like I was promised by the hydrobros
2026-08-31 01:42:20
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Emili Borkowski :
oh boy the water wars will be earlier than expected!
2026-08-31 02:24:00
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valligirl99 :
At the end of this video should have tech bros in cages, with Sarah McLachlin playing as they stare out with big eyes. “Please help us build our data centers…” 😂
2026-08-31 10:04:40
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Vin Kiva 🏳️⚧️ :
"Do not, my friends, become addicted to water. It will take hold of you, and you will resent its absence." -literally Immortan Joe from Mad Max
2026-08-31 10:23:13
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coralcoolbeans :
Corn 🌽 is 90% of what data centers are supporting
2026-08-31 21:48:09
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🦇 Batrick 🦇 :
This is such a psy op from the government and I’m exhausted
2026-08-31 04:27:35
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Alexandra 🐅 :
Does everyone remember many Europeans passed away during the heat waves? Drinking cold water is literally life saving.
2026-08-31 22:24:13
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