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Chainsaw Jack :
I’m convinced my wife cleans the bathroom with my toothbrush every time I ask her to do that because I don’t want to.
2026-10-08 18:58:16
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SmellsLikeChicken :
My daughter came home from school on a Friday, ready for a long, 3 day weekend. I then noticed she was 10 homework assignments behind. I told her that if she didn't finish them all by Sunday night, on Monday, she was gonna be digging a hole in the backyard. No explanation. No time limit. I then laid out 10 spoons on the counter, from smallest to biggest, and I handed her the smallest plastic one and said "This is the spoon you're digging with. Every time you finish an assignment, come trade for the next size up. If you haven't finished by Sunday, you're digging on Monday with whatever spoon you have in your possession". All 10 were done by Saturday night.
2026-08-31 21:10:16
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grilla720 :
I'm guessing your dad was in the military/veteran.
2026-08-31 16:19:16
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BIG CAT TOWING :
it's the laugh at the end of me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
2026-08-31 08:04:51
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Big Brown & Dangerous :
Dude! Your dad is evil! Did you know that 100% hair loss is from toilet bread
2026-09-06 12:04:03
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jayewho :
Once he asked you to get the bread, I already knew.
2026-08-31 14:35:21
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Lu :
Slow down… I’m taking notes.
2026-08-31 14:34:27
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Kate :
Cop mom here. One of my three sons continued to pee on the toilet seat. One day I asked him to bring me his pillow. I brought it in the bathroom, splashed water on it and told him I used it to clean up his own pee. Never happened again.
2026-09-01 01:17:06
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stacey_belliotti :
When I was learning to drive I did a rolling stop at a stop sign. Out of no where my dad starts tapping me upside the head with a pen and says “now, do you want me to stop? Or slow down?” I said “stop” and he replied with “Then stop at all the stop signs, not just slow down.” It’s been with me everyday when I drive.
2026-09-03 00:33:10
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ErrantSloth :
Whoa, we have to break the generational trauma and do better. Use sourdough
2026-09-22 14:46:18
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Truth From Flyover Country :
My dad took my sister‘s door off the hinges when she slammed it. Didn’t say a word didn’t yell at her nothing. Just calmly went to the garage got a screwdriver and a hammer and then calmly took the door to the garage. Told her she lost door privileges because she don’t know how to take care of it.
2026-09-01 14:02:20
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Jason :
When I grew up, I learned these “methods” are actually abuse.
2026-09-05 19:49:24
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jayewalk2 :
I was late getting home one night and my dad grounded me by taking my driver's license. The punishment to get it back was to learn a poem that was 30 lines long (and not short lines). I memorized the poem in record time. This was by far the calmest punishment he probably gave me. 😂
2026-09-07 17:31:28
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Pretend it’s a cool name tag :
My teenage son’s underwear always had skid marks - I got over telling him off. I told him next time I found skid marks, I was bringing them to his school to show his friends. Clean underwear every day since then 🤷🏻♀️
2026-09-07 05:00:12
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edmondpogi4 :
when my dad caught me smoking... he made me finish a whole carton of cigarettes to give me a very important lesson... brand loyalty 🤪
2026-09-07 04:14:02
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Idislikesimians :
I don't know if you know, but .. there's a specific bacteria that firms in the side of toilets that, if infested, causes hair loss. you may have lawsuit material. 🧑🦲🧑🦲🧑🦲🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝
2026-09-02 10:04:54
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blitzmama🇨🇦 :
My exes dad would nail down all the clothes left on the floor
2026-09-06 13:54:11
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Chrissy Smith :
had to come back to say this but my very next vid was a sara lee bread ad 😂😂😂
2026-09-17 00:27:10
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Tupid_Monkey :
That ending!!!!!
2026-09-02 18:01:51
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IronTesch🇨🇦 :
I don't know how old I was but I was helping my dad in the garage one weekend. I accidentally brought him the wrong wire spool for the mig welder. He didn’t chew me out or anything but shortly after my mistake he stops working and says break time (which was pretty odd for him in the garage). He grabs a beer, a coke and a bag from inside the house. We crack our drinks and its all good. After a few sips he opens the bag and asks me if I want a mint. Of course I do I'm a child and I like candy. Throws a small white "mint" across the garage and i snatched it out the air and immediately pop it in my mouth feeling cool as heck. It was a moth ball. He told me "always look and the labels and writing! These two things are small mistakes but it could be dangerous if you're not paying attention". Moth balls taste terrible btw.
2026-09-07 04:19:01
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Lesly :
As a mandated reporter, I woulda called CPS/ACS bc wtf
2026-09-04 14:22:47
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Reen :
The end was the chef’s kiss.
2026-08-31 14:14:41
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Dy1an.why :
that sinister laugh at the end to spread the pain 🤣 MF probably went out that morning to buy a new loaf of bread too
2026-09-06 14:21:47
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💕 :
Algorithm, I want more of this.
2026-08-31 23:16:50
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Far2deep :
ha! jokes on you, I didnt have a dad
2026-08-31 04:45:01
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